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About Me

i figured i'd have some kind of direction by now but somehow i've become the jack of all trades.

i love to laugh and i love love making other people laugh even more.. jason and me at c&b sunday night. looks like we have passion..... width="425" height="350" ..
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i hate these things. what do you say? UH, HI I LIKE SITTING ON MY ASS ON THE COMPUTER, writing, reading, drawing, sewing, painting, photography, cats, dogs, fish, sharks, kids, dancing, tap dancing.. i like everything. ok, i'm stopping now.

if i'm not working, i go insane because i feel if i'm not doing something at all times, i'm a worthless peice of crap. i'm working on that part of me though because it's OK to enjoy life outside of work. it's ok to take time off to have a good time, even if it envolves a dirty martini. it's ok.

i love music.. i'm an 80s child and love silly, silly love songs as well as some great punk or indie rock. i'm not a fan of the r&b but if it's fun and sounds good.. i'll dance to it. just dont feed me your country or i'll stab someone, ok?

ok, the little things in life are important to me. the little things are important everywhere you go. like for instance, just a full pez dispenser in my purse can make me happy. i love it when i clean out my car and find $40 that i forgot about because i put it there for emergencies. one of my favorite things talking to a friend from home and just picking up our conversation where we left off last. crazy socks, rollerskates, and jalepeno poppers aren't too shabby either. staying up late and sleeping all day because i have all my priorities in order makes me feel really good as well. my true best friends bring out the ridiculous in me.. not that i'm not crazy as i wanna be anyway but being crazy with them really gets me going and i don't want to stop.. i don't know when to stop.. i just let it flow until i've made the biggest ass out of myself. dancing with him makes me pretty happy too.. i love air drying when i get out of the shower, fuck towels. bras are for the birds too. pedicures make the world right even if it's for a day. talking to sweet little old people can make the day good but you know when you talk to an ass old person, that can make you wish all old people would just fall off the face of the planet and go to an old people planet where they can duke it out until they die but really i love old people. i just hope i die before i get old.

i care about my friends as if they're family because my family lives about 14 hours away. i miss them terribly but i'm happier now than i've ever been.

My Interests

throwing stuff off a bridge.. cruising the 4-h babes.. kicking in doors.. knocking over port-a-potties, mac makeup, pedicures, haircuts, fondue, grey goose and cranberry, crab legs, homer simpson, E.T is one of the best movies, the basketball diaries, c3p0, living alone, dancing with myself, floppy fringes, drive-thru carwashes, colorful socks, age of mythology, harry potter, gumo, disturbing dreams, dreaming, knitting, sewing, drawing, painting, photography, photoshop, my dad's stories, thinking about what i'm doing, painting pottery, music and the way it makes me feel, still appreciating michael jackson, comedy, making a complete ass of myself and knowing it, being so ridiculous that you shake your head and then wonder why you know me and then realize that you can't imagine life without me.

I'd like to meet:

your mom... ok and dave chappelle and conan o'brien alright fine! and jack black.. and eddie izzard.

Music:

the beatles, modest mouse, camera obscura, the ramones, spoon, mamas and the papas, interpol, stars, pela, rogue wave, elton john, billy joel, pixies, wsp, the cars, michael jackson, exploding hearts, the apples in stereo, death cab for cutie, postal service, beach boys, weezer when they were good, nirvana, bloc party, the strokes, hot chip, nic armstrong, the kinks, dave clark five, decemberists, simon and garfunkle, paul simon, rod stewart, wolf parade, the undertones, depeche mode, ash, futureheads, the smiths, the cure, morrisey, the eels, electric light orchestra, tina turner, van morrison, al green, beastie boys, the police, neil diamond, beck, the clash, janis joplin, the grateful dead, phish, the carpenters, the bee jees, dolly parton, willy nelson, nirvana, REM, POTUSA, rolling stones, tommy james and the shondells, miles davis, johnny cash, sufjan stevens, lightning seeds, elliot smith, casiocasanova, the libertines, limbeck, the shins, harry neilson, milli vanilli, tone loc, saltnpeppa, tripping daisy

Movies:

i haven't listed them yet.

Television:

conan o'brien, freaks and geeks, seinfeld, king of the hill, the simpsons, malcom in the middle, maury povich, snl, the cosby show, saved by the bell, chapelle show, beverly hills 90210, greg the bunny, designing women, that funny japanese show on spike tv, gameshow network, frazier, will and grace, comedy central presents, aqua teen hunger force, sea lab, family guy, undeclared welcome back kotter, the golden girls, dead like me, queer as folk, six feet under, the oc.. to name a few.

Books:

waiting- true confessions of a waitress. electroboy. harry potter series. all augusten burrows.

Heroes:

your mom.