Im Vanessa.
The oneandonly
I love my life. I go to college, which is a big thing for most kids.. I'm a down to eath in your face kinda girl. I love out going people. I love people in general. Make me smile and ill remember you forever. I have blonde moments, but who doesn't? I'm in the Graphic Arts program at my school... I'm liking every minnute of it. I love ducks, epsically rubber ones. I dont know why i love them so much...
my friend ryan wrote this.... and it rly get the message out about y i like ducks...
" Ducks are power hungry. They have this confidence that demands your respect. Has anyone ever met someone who just walked around like they owned the place? Someone so confident that you feel like you should pay them with your first born child? I firmly believe that these people inherited their raw confidence from ducks. They seriously waddle around like they own the place. How can such confidence come from a waddle? It's a mystery. I mean, penguins waddle, and I just want to run up to them and push them over. But a duck? I feel like I'm tresspassing just for watching it and I owe it an explanation like I'm being interrogated. I saw a duck yesterday waddle towards me. He was coming right at me in a straight line. Like to question me. I had one of those fearful moments where I panicked, looked away and thought "oh crap, did he see me?" I then suddenly realized that I was indoors and two stories higher than this duck...but still.
Ducks are comedians. What makes a comedian great? A straight face. To say and do bizarre things, and not crack a smile is quite a skill. Fans of "The Office" know what I'm talking about. Dwight Schrute. Treats every day, and every situation with the utmost of seriousness. As if orphans all over the world depend on his leadership. He never smiles. Well, unless it's motivated by an evil/brilliant thought of his, but other than that, he's a stone cold man of authority. And it's this false sense of authority that makes us laugh. I see this trait in ducks. They waddle around with their beak on a swivel with Dwight-like authority, like they're The Assistant (to the) Regional Manager, and everything is their concern. This especially comes to life when a duck runs at full speed. This has to be the funniest thing in all of nature...to see a duck run. I just saw a duck run (in my direction again) some 30 feet and I'm still drying my eyes from laughing so hard! Why is this so funny you ask? Think about it. Ducks can fly. Something must have been so urgent that speed was of the greatest concern. For instance, think of humans. If something was urgent a short distance away, you'd probably just run there instead of getting in your car right? Same thing with ducks. This is what kills me. What could possibly have been so urgent TO A DUCK that the gift of flight isn't the choice of travel???! That's what's funny. Duck drama."Ducks are life's greatest combo. A mixture between a hover craft, a helicopter, and Dwight Schrute. Thank you Lord, for the duck.
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