Nick [Slightly Grubby For The Time Being]

No Country For Old Men...

So I just saw this movie. I'm amazed that people like this film. So, here's a quick rant.This film might has well have been twenty minutes long, as no actual developments to either the characters or t...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 03:19:00 GMT

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"I'm a Mac""I'm a PC""I'm a human fucking being!!!"
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 22:12:00 GMT

So this is a story...

I just turned on the TV for about two minutes before I was completely annoyed and had to turn it off again.First of all, there is a show with Flavor Flav in it, which should be enough to make you want...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:03:00 GMT

Shitty Beatles Covers

What is with the all of these Beatles songs being watered down and used for commercials? They all sound exactly the same, and feature someone gently singing over a piano and/or guitar. Please make t...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:00:00 GMT

Fireworks and dumb stuff

There was an article in the Plain Dealer today about how the Cleveland police will be cracking down on the illegal use of fireworks this weekend. The city passed a law to increase fines, and off-duty...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 01:52:00 GMT

Lessons We Have Yet To Learn

You all already know of the shooting in the mall just the other day, so I'll cut to the chase. If a kid has a crappy (or lack of a) relationship with his parents, and no real friends he can talk to, ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 13:04:00 GMT

Attention

Attention Carlos Mencia and Sarah Silverman: If you need to constantly remind me that you are controversial, it probably means that you are not.
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 18:52:00 GMT

The King Is Dead

He called the teletubbies gay.Blamed homosexuals, feminists, and the ACLU for the September 11th attacks.And he was pro-segregation.Prepare for the sound of drones grieving.
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 16:12:00 GMT

giving credit when credit isn't due

If you check out the news regularly, you are probably familiar with survivors of various catastrophes thanking god for their survival.  Someone lives through a bus crash, hurricane, shark attack,...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:24:00 GMT

Directions: A Blockbuster Comedy

1. Have Ben Stiller try to accomplish something.2. Wait briefly and everything will naturally go horribly wrong, far beyond belief.3. Allow slapstick comedy to ensue for 3-5 minutes.4. Bring in suppor...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 12:29:00 GMT