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You scored as Biting, When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.
Biting
Whips
Bondage
Chains/Handcuffs
Blood
Blind Folds
Typhoon Min-Yi
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You scored as You are a Vampiric Elf!. Congratulations my friend! You are a Vampyric Elf. Your kind are few and far between! Your hobbies include drinking the blood of innocent victims or just draining it and mixing it with herbs and spices. You were once one of the noblest of white magic creatures but you turned against those who you loved, most likely because of lost love, and turn yourself into their greatest fear to punish them all!
You are a Vampiric Elf!
Vampire
You are a Demon
Fallen Angel
Black Witch
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A 200 Question Fun Survey 4 Myspace (All The Bzoink Surveys Put Together)
Full Name:: Jennifer N. Darling
Birthday:: Feb. 5, 1984
Birthplace:: Sheridan, Wyoming
Eye Color:: blue
Hair Color:: blonde
Height:: 5'3"
Weight:: 130
Right handed or Left handed?: right
Your Heritage:: Irish
My Worst Habit:: twirling my hair
Zodiac Sign:: Aquarius
Shoe Size:: 7.5
Pants Size:: depends on the brand...
Innie or Outie?: innie
Parents Still Together?: no
The Shoes You Wore Today:: flip flops
Your Weakness:: dark chocolate!
Your Fears:: being alone, failure, success...
Your Perfect Pizza:: mushrooms, spinach, onions
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: college, pilot's license
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up:: COFFEE
Your Best Physical Feature:: hair, eyes
Your Bedtime:: late...I love the night
Your Most Missed Memory:: ...the innocence of childhood
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: black
Food?: steak! (MEAT)
Sport?: baseball
Animal?: Leopard
Ice Cream?: vanilla or mint chocolate chip
Candy?: snickers
Store?: Wal-Mart (I miss Wal-Mart)
Salad Dressing?: homemade ranch
Actor?: mmm...Johnny Depp at the moment (Cpt. Jack Sparrow!!)
Song?: depends on my mood
Letter?: uh, don't really have a fav. letter
Number?: 13
Gum?: Trident
Holiday?: Halloween
Season?: Spring
Toothpaste Flavor?: Crest with Scope
Radio Station?: dunno...we only get AFN here
Perfume?: Lovely or Vanilla body spray
Scent besides perfume?: Vanilla or Sandlewood
Body part on the opposite sex?: eyes, ass...
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: haven't figured that out yet...lol
How Do You Want To Die?: doesn't matter...I'm gonna re-animate and become immortal anyway!
Turn ons:: honesty, humor, common interests...
Turn offs:: dishonesty, body odor, ignorance
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: ummm...probably Jessika!
Who's The Loudest?: haha Jessika
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: hmmm...most of them do
Who Have You Known The Longest?: don't know....
Who's The Shyist?: none of them..
When Have You Cried The Most?: when I'm the most insecure...
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: being a mother
Worst Feeling?: being a failure or disappointment
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: near the Ocean or Mountains...either will do nicely
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: nothing really....I'm just me, deal with it!
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: forever
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: moon
Let's look at the: stars
What a nice: night
Where did all the: money go?
Why can't we: save ourselves?
Silly, little: voices in my head! lol
Isn't it weird that: everyone thinks I'm insane?!?
Never under any circumstance: take a sleeping pill and a laxative!
I wish: I could fly..
Everyone has a: "an" evil side...
I am: Sam...Sam I am!! hehehe
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: yes
Been To Juvie?: no
Mooned Someone?: yes
Been Rejected?: yes
Ran Away From Home?: yes
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: yes
Skipped School?: yes
Thought About Suicide?: no
Slept Outside?: yes
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: yes
Cried In School?: yes
Thrown Up In School?: no
Wanted To Be a Model?: no
Cheated On Someone?: yes
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: yes
Seen A Dead Body?: no
Been Bitched Out?: yes
Drank Alcohol?: yes
Smoked?: yes
Been On Drugs?: yes
Eaten Sushi?: yes
Been On Stage?: yes
Gone Skinny Dipping?: yes
Shoplifted?: yes
Been Drunk?: yes
Been Called A Tease?: yes
Been Beaten Up?: yes
DO YOU
Swear?: I try not too...I do have a parate for a daughter! lol
Sing Well?: not so much!
Shower Daily?: yes
Want To Go To College?: yes
Want To Get Married?: already am...
Believe In Yourself?: most days
Get Motion Sickness?: no
Think You Are Attractive?: most days
Get Along With Your Parents?: yes
Like Thunderstorms?: yes
Play An Instrument?: used to....
Own An IPOD?: yes
Pray?: yes
Go To Church?: not lately....
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: used to...
Keep A Journal/Diary?: sorta...
Dance In The Rain?: yes
Sing In The Shower?: yes
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: pepsi
McDonald's or Burger King?: eeehh...depends!! lol I like something from both...
Single or Group Dates?: depends on the "date"
Chocolate or Vanilla?: chocolate food, vanilla scent!! hehe
Strawberries or Blueberries?: strawberries
Meat or Veggies?: meat!!
TV or Movie?: Movie
Guitar or Drums?: guitar
Adidas or Nike?: nike
Chinese or Mexican?: chinese
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: cheerios
Cake or Pie?: pie
MTV or VH1?: neither
Blind or Deaf?: neither
Boxers or Briefs?: commando!! hehe....
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: used to
Write With Both Hands?: no
Whistle?: yes
Blow A Bubble?: yes
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: no
Cross Your Eyes?: yes
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: yes
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: no
Dance?: yes
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: eh...to an extent...
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched:: Samantha
You Talked To On The Phone:: Jessika
You Instant Messaged:: Troy
You Hugged:: Samantha
You Yelled At:: Joe
You Played A Sport With:: eek...who knows
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: today
Time You Cried?: oh goodness...I don't know, it's been a while..
Movie You Watched?: Ginger Snaps Back
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: Trident White peppermint
Joke You Told?: umm...don't remember
Song You've Sung?: Stitches by Orgy
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: computer desk in the living room
What Can You See Out Your Window?: the backyard, and beyond that the East China Sea
Are You Listening To Music?: not a the moment...
What Are You Wearing?: sweats and a T.
What's On Your Mousepad?: a fox
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: I hope so...otherwise it's a waste of space...
Do you believe in miracles?: yes
Magic?: eh
Love at first sight?: no
God?: yes
Satan?: yes
Ghosts?: eh
Santa?: no
Evolution?: eh
IN A BOY...
Fav Eye Color:: green or blue!
Fav Hair Color:: blonde or black
Short or Long Hair:: long
Height:: 5'8"+
Weight:: 175+
Best Clothing Style:: ummm...clothes that fit!! lol...I'm not too picky...so long as they don't hang to your knees...
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: Ireland
Number Of CD's I Own:: who knows...I burn and mix my own CD's
Your Good Luck Charm:: my Ireland key chain...
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 1
Do you drink milk?: sometimes
Person You Hate Most:: no one at the moment....
Most Outdated Phrase:: who cares...
Do you think God has a gender?: yes
Where do you think we go when we die?: for those who aren't immortal...heaven or hell (your pick)
How many rings until you answer the phone?: 2 or more
What is something scientists need to invent?: youth potion! lol
Are you a health freak?: not really
Are you a virgin?: no
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: the moon
What is the worst weather?: earthquakes..
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: yes
How many grades have you failed?: none
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