"VAGINA" - ProfilesArchive

About Me

♠i am jessi♠
These are my friends. They are all more important than you.
ill do anything for them♥
⇒I'm a mess and so is my space
⇒I'm a dork
⇒I'm pretty lame
⇒I'm kinda gross...

I work my ass off and have free time for only those most important to me.
⇒I'm complicated and difficult,
mostly just goofy and confusing to, and therefore complicated and difficult..
⇒ I snore when im sick, and kick in my sleep
⇒i swear like a damned pirate, and drink like the irish love child i am
i'm crued, rude, immature and inapproriate. i wear little kids clothes, im never going to grow up.

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⇒when i smile my rite eye closes more than my left and i feel off balance
⇒ i have really shitty balance
♥...... wee!....
How to make a vagina
Ingredients:
1 part pride
1 part self-sufficiency
5 parts beauty
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little lustfulness if desired!
Personality cocktail
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My Interests

±body modifications of all kinds
theres a lot i want to do and so little money to do it with....,
±i make things of of other things
±writing
±drawing
±sewing
±painting

±four letter words

±make-up
±hair, especially mohawks .ohshi.
±shoes 'n boots
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±candle lit dinners in the depths of a sewer, or a romantic night atop an abandoned warehouse

±conversations that make you think

±mocking crackheads
±and drunks
±and douchebags of all sorts

±picking up hookers to pay them to hook me up with crack, and later beat them with a tire iron and steel their crack money

do i offend?

±satisfaction
...everyone needs to have it

±septum rings
±big holes in the face filled with metal objects

±water, no one apprietiates water anymore...

±the way fat people and midgets wobble when they walk, its so cute

±thrifting..
±big lips and little tits
±shows...

±free stuff

... i get distracted easily, life changes quickly...

I'd like to meet:

.not you.

Music:

hmm, right now I'm totally into
Sir B(w)ill(iam)y Shat(ner). The Darkness. Ima Robot. Jonny Cash. Gnarles Barkley. Propaghandi. Queen. etc, too much to list, to hard to think, i'm sure the list will lengthen, change, or disappear completely

this is kirsten and i

Movies:

i cant really say i dont go to movies, i think sometimes they can be fun, but most of the time its a waste of 8 dollars and 2 hours of my life....
things worth watching:KUNG FU!!!;cry baby; 16 candles; the breakfast club; narnia; hairspray(haha, fuckyea fat rikki lake); teenage mutant ninja turtles; sin city; rocky horror; tank girl, hedwig & the angery inch; Ghostbusters 1 & 2; sean of the dead; airplane; meet the feebles; fear&loathing; eternal sunshine ; KIDS & GUMMO; milo & otis;strangebrew; bongwater ; drop dead fred; hairspray; suburbia; the never ending story; wet hot american summer; office space; dead alive; one flew overthe cuckoo's nest; night of the living dead; dawn of the dead; spaceballs; toxic avenger(s) and as many TROMA movies as i can get my grubby little mits on; EDWARD SCISSORHANDS!! the brave little toaster, fox and the hound and evey other fuckin disney movie pre-1995-ish,

Television:

.....ya, i totally watch ER repeats...aqua teen hunger force and family guy are fuckin awesome..ren & stimpy; simpson fan FOR - EV - ER..........SandLot bitches...i watch re-runs and dvd's of Kids in the Hall, in living color & Beavis & Butthead...

Books:

sid&nancy; fear & loathing; house of leaves; Comix!!! Tank Girl, Torso, Sin City, Road to Perdition, Strange Kiss

Oscar Wilde, Emily Dickinson, E.E. Cummings, Shel Silverstien, Anne Rice, E.A. Poe, Shakespear, yea i said it, shakespear bitches....

My Blog

JA- MOTHER FUCKIN -PAN BITCHES

OH EM GEEEEZE I'm going to Japan on THRUSDAY BITCHESso i probubly won't see any of you for a few weeks. i will miss most of you, some more than others. Joe, Mirra, Krystal, and ofcourse SAMSON the mos...
Posted by "VAGINA" on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:53:00 PST

sluts, cunts, and all that jazz

Fucking hookers man.i love women, they're great. did i mention today is "jessi's full of shit day"?those of you lady's that dont qualify as women...disregard the above comment. you know who you are..a...
Posted by "VAGINA" on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 01:20:00 PST

no, but yea, for real.

normal folks really freak my shit out sometimes..theyre like..alll the same...BOORRRING.pfft.it makes me want to poop. and thats NOT COOL cuz im CONSTIPATED!blarg! im having mirra withdrawls!! ohnoes!...
Posted by "VAGINA" on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:33:00 PST

life is a garden, and im a fucking lawn mower on a rampage

dude. wtf. i give and i give and i give and i try to do for myself and i fucking feel like shit about it. fuck this pansey shit. to be continued.....
Posted by "VAGINA" on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 05:01:00 PST

dirty words.

BAH! you know what irritates me? stupid people. girls that lack personality. people that talk about things that they dont know about. horny boys. my job and what i get paid to do it. food in the sink....
Posted by "VAGINA" on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:36:00 PST

walking on glass eggshells

i lost myself, walking on glass eggshells for you. feet bloody, lips swollen, everything hurts like the thousands of tears that cry me to sleep. but im not done. not till i haven sloughed off all the...
Posted by "VAGINA" on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:49:00 PST

fart sammich

okey so awesome cabin pictures, i definatly have some from new york too, but my camera and joe's computer are fighting, so this is all i got...but first!mmm, feels good.now i see where he gets his cut...
Posted by "VAGINA" on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:50:00 PST

blarg

dooo doo doo doobootyfartsi like joe he makes me smile
Posted by "VAGINA" on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 07:44:00 PST

i wish my cookie had a mohawk

hehe, punky chipsahoy....so, i've been all bummed out about feelin like a fat useless glob because of this whole broken knee. I've been thinking a lot. so i decided to keep the good things on hand as ...
Posted by "VAGINA" on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 09:59:00 PST

ACID

so, i did acid, with joe last night, i puked.it was all daily-c and orange juice, cuz i didnt eat anything. that was dumb of me.after that i was fine, joe got nauseas, for a little while, we watched T...
Posted by "VAGINA" on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 05:16:00 PST