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Mr Meanor

Why settle for Mediocre..when U can be great!....

About Me

I'm 5'9" and Black, but my friends call me "Cotton." I use to be a male stripper until I pulled an ass muscle on stage, and I just wasn't the same after that. It was very traumatizing and unexpected. Sometimes you just can't bounce back from those type of injuries. Yep, those were the days! The ladies use to scream my name like "Don't hurt em' "Chocolate Boy Wonder", Drop it like it's hot, "Ahh..that must hurt your back carrying all that man muscle in the front." But you know sometimes we have to move on. I mean you just can't go around getting all lathered up in baby oil and sometimes jello, and go around shaking your ass. Although every once in awhile I find myself taking off my clothes in the elevator listening to the music. What can I say I'm a creature of habit. "Don't give me no radio" because I've been known to rock out with my cock out. Ahh..but those days are behind me now. So, now I'm a guidance counselor at a middle school for the deaf and the blind. They're really great kids! I feel great and I know in the end (no pun intended) that it worked out best for everybody, and if I have some kind of crazy flashback who's gonna tell? Beware of Koreans
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My Interests

Body piercings, tattoos, lactating midgets, fried chicken and watermelon (damn did I write that out loud?), sun bathing albinos, snagle toothed b-boxers, and women who can stuff their fists in their mouths! Pimped My MySpace

I'd like to meet:

The stunt double for Jennifer Lopez's ass shots!


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Music:

Old School "I wanna have yo' baby" music! Artists like Lenny Williams, Luther Vandross, Freddie Jackson, Keith Washington, Billy Ocean, Keith Sweat's crying ass, and Teddy P (Cause.."You Got, You Got, You Got What I Want")!

Movies:

Eddie Murphy's "RAW"&"Delerious"; The Secretary; Caligula; 3 O'clock High; Coming to America; The Wiz (So I can ease on down that road); Dave Chapele's "Killing them Softly"; School of Rock; Glory (oh my lord, lord.lord...lord mmhhmm); Debbie Does Dallas:) Bitch Betta Have My Money (wait..that ain't a movie); Purple Rain; Excorcist

Television:

The Family Guy; The Simpsons; Monday Night Football

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Books:

If it ain't in comic book or magazine form...then it might not get read!

Heroes:

Shaft, the guy that invented edible panties, and the skinny little white dude off of "Road Trip."

My Blog

Happy Veterans Day

This Bulletin goes out to all my brothers and sisters in arm that have and continue to serve this great nation. I just wanted to express my deepest gratitude and appreciation for the job that you do b...
Posted by Mr Meanor on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 12:58:00 PST

There's nothing cute about Accute Renal Failure...:(

Well...welll..well...long time no read...:)                             ...
Posted by Mr Meanor on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 05:49:00 PST

Is that a word....

Hey..it's me again!  Well as some of you know...I just got back from Afghanistan and it's such a beautiful place with wonderful sights and sounds...like mortars and IED's...lol..., so the other d...
Posted by Mr Meanor on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 10:24:00 PST

Test...What Test?

It's me again Mr. Meanor aka Chocolate Boy Wonder...and this blog is primarily for the guys out there.  Did you know that you go through a series of tests everyday?  Oh yeah....if you're in ...
Posted by Mr Meanor on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 02:02:00 PST

Jelly...

Back in the day I was poor!  No I'm not talking about "Mom I don't see why my allowance is only $5 dollars a week, when Pumsey's is $10?"  I'm talking about bean's and rice where a staple fo...
Posted by Mr Meanor on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 11:46:00 PST

Love Bitten...

Ok...if you've read some of my blogs...then you know that I'm not very serious..well guess what..this blog isn't going to be any different.  Hey if it ain't broke...then don't try to fix it. ...
Posted by Mr Meanor on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 12:26:00 PST

Dog days......

Well, if you don't know or haven't guessed by now...I'm in a inter-racial marriage.  No...I'm not talking about Indian/Mexican, Jewish/Puerto-Rican,....I'm talking about the real deal Black on Wh...
Posted by Mr Meanor on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:26:00 PST

Why is it that......

Why is it that when you're all alone..no one is around..you pass gas, and all kind of people want to come around.  You got mother fuckers coming from around the corner, the hot chic that you alwa...
Posted by Mr Meanor on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 08:38:00 PST

Dat Boy Can Dance...

Although I'm a big boy....I love to Dance!  And I'm not talkin' about "FAME" type of dancin'..Where I didn't know the black dude w/ braids had a little more flare than the average guy until I got...
Posted by Mr Meanor on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 11:24:00 PST

It's gotta be a better way

Back in the day I use to play college football (Go Indians!!).  In fact, I played all four years!  But that first year was the worst!  We ended up going 2-9, there were three games in a...
Posted by Mr Meanor on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 02:18:00 PST