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To: Person getting into my account

i know who you are and what you did.....very uncool......password has been changed.......have a nice day
Posted by on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 00:38:00 GMT

band names are a bitch

my, as of yet unititled, little quintet is in dire need of a name. at this point, none of us are thinking constructively...and i'm tired of saying "we don't exactly have a name yet" when someone asks ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Apr 2005 16:05:00 GMT

hippos

i am not a hippo in the game of basement sex. gather up all your worldly effects. who are these spanish women next to me? are they reading every word? she aimed a gun at me when i spilled salt on her....
Posted by on Wed, 10 Nov 2004 16:27:00 GMT

please drive me

will somebody please drive me to my car today (saturday). i got drunk and had to leave my car at mike and natalie's. someone help. -john
Posted by on Sat, 06 Nov 2004 02:18:00 GMT

pundit words

some of my favorite pundit words: -ideologue -centricism -gerrymander -recalcitrant -subsidies -coterie -mandate -crypto -neo -crypto-neo -demosclerosis (admittedly, only used by jonathan...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Nov 2004 11:17:00 GMT

today

today president bush says: "...we are there (in iraq) at their (the iraqis') invitation..." to quich i respond: "jesus christ......what balls!"
Posted by on Fri, 05 Nov 2004 02:01:00 GMT

a different election

"i'm just trying to get in to heaven, i'm not running for jesus..."
Posted by on Thu, 04 Nov 2004 09:04:00 GMT

...an unsuccessful coup d'etat

my apartment and i are succeeding from the union...anyone who wants to come live in my new commonwealth may. we will live in a world that is absent of Karl Rove and his filthy machinations and electio...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Nov 2004 10:42:00 GMT

please please please

mobilize yourself for a successful coup d'etat please, i'll be your friend
Posted by on Tue, 02 Nov 2004 08:33:00 GMT

ennui

worst halloween ever learned (not to any great surprise) that i punch like a girl
Posted by on Sun, 31 Oct 2004 23:34:00 GMT