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Erik

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I have a job, and all of my teeth.
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My Interests

Bacon, Pirates, and bacon. (and The King)

I'd like to meet:

Boring women, The King

Movies:

If I said Alien Vs. Predator, you'd know I was lying.

Television:

Those Burger King commercials.

Heroes:

The King

My Blog

Doctah C - Redux

*Reposted to get rid of the jerk-spam army who posted ringtone stuff and turned my whole post into a link for their shitty wares.*Well, it'd been a while, so I was concerned I might have gotten rusty,...
Posted by Erik on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:20:00 PST

Parker Must Feed!

Tonight I watched Scott Parker of the San Jose Sharks punch a man with a mustache on TV.  I don't know who the other man was, but it does not matter.  Seeing Parker and his beard of power do...
Posted by Erik on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:23:00 PST

My New Years Eve, Or: "Recipe for Meat Socks"

RECIPE FOR MEAT SOCKS:So easy to make at home!  (or at your friend's house if he makes you try and get ground beef out of his fridge and ignores your pleas of being too damned drunk to do it.). ...
Posted by Erik on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 04:41:00 PST

signs in the sky?

I was driving home from work this evening.  The freeway was fairly kind, and the sun was setting.  There was a slight grey streak in the sky ahead of me.  A small cloud, a wisp of smoke...
Posted by Erik on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 12:05:00 PST

I liked it better when....

the knees wore out on my jeans before the crotch did.
Posted by Erik on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 02:31:00 PST

when in Pittsburgh..

Read the magic blue letters that are launched into the sky....I had to kill some time.  I wondered around downtown pittsburgh for a while, took some nightime pictures of PNC park, walked accross ...
Posted by Erik on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 11:32:00 PST

Post NY, pre Pittsburgh

The last trip is comign up.  All-Star Game here I come.And being hit by a Vespa while crossing the a street in SoHo has replaced being burned to death by fire at the #2 spot on my list of ways I ...
Posted by Erik on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 07:20:00 PST

Post-South, Pre-New York

I'm back for 2 whole days before I go to New York.  There's supposed to be a horrible thunderstorm that lasts all week.  I'm very happy about this because a lot of money was spent on Yankees...
Posted by Erik on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 06:57:00 PST

Preface to Atlanta, or: Thank you all, and God Bless.

Why the somber title? Let me answer that question with another one.  Do you have a list of things you want to do before you die?  Even if it's just a mental one?  Well my list has some...
Posted by Erik on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 10:47:00 PST

GAS! Hey, we all want to bitch a little right now...

I had to buy me some gasolina this afternoon.  I pulled up to one of the pumps that serviced cars that have their gas cap on the freak side (see:  Not the side my car uses).  But all th...
Posted by Erik on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 10:18:00 PST