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Sharif

I kicked him straight in the balls so hard they go crawling into his brain for refuge - he went down

About Me

N.B: More people should write in the third person. * Sharif is someone who finds it difficult to stay in the same place for too long, be it socially, professionally or mentally. What might have been seen by some as an unsteady approach to life only gave him more focus and relish in the knowledge that he knew exactly where he was going in life and how he was to go about it. The inability to stay put has helped bring his many ambitions and dreams to fruition over the past few years. * He had discovered from a young age that things were not what they appeared to be at first glance. Naturally inquisitive from the moment words started being spoken by him, there was never anything that seemed off-limits to Sharif's curiousity and this had changed his life entirely. Always being one who did not settle for the humdrum or the ordinary, he was constantly looking for innovative ways to keep himself and his imagination occupied until he was able to finally make a break for himself. * Leaving behind all he had once thought kept him grounded in his home town of Luton, in September of 2006 London gained yet another young man keen to follow his true path in the big smoke. * His hometown of Luton had previously 'won' the title of UK's Crappest Town but in it's defense Sharif felt it only right to have the following extract posted from The Guardian, September 2004 when the survey results were first anounced: "What this week's survey most starkly reveals is not how crap Luton is but the festering self-hatred of those who continue to live in crap towns leading crap lives that they wish they could escape. In their fury at the mediocrity of their own lives, they rush to blame the place they come from. There is no shame in coming from a crap town; the real crime is to remain there." Even God could not have said it better! Amen! * While Sharif's definition of happiness and success is still just a glimmer on the horizon he knows that he is still growing as a man, a son, a brother, an uncle, a boyfriend, a friend, a writer and as a human being - everyday brings yet another experience and situation that inspires and educates him. * Sharif can now usually be found sipping on cheap cocktails and Red Stripe, throwing shapes to cheap pop music under the guise of inebriation in and around Soho. He enjoys walking along the River Thames listening to music on his MP3 player whilst trying not to get startled by the erratic flying habits of pigeons. He has also been known to saunter around Canary Wharf ogling hot men in sharp suits , he ensures us that this is purely for research purposes only - bollocks.

My Interests

Talking. Laughing. Loving. Breathing. Fighting. Fucking. Crying. Drinking. Writing. Winning. Losing. Cheating. Kissing. Thinking. Dreaming.

I'd like to meet:

Me. Sharif was lucky enough to meet Courtney Love at the end of November, 2006 - she loved him... in the face The following 'fitties' can come over anytime:Michael Pitt Justin Theroux Jason Schwartzman Matthew FoxSharif would also like to meet the following people for specific inspiring attributes:Jenna Jameson - AMBITIONBilly Corgan - SONGWRITING ABILITYDavid Lynch - VISIONARY GENIUSCourtney Love - ENDURANCEand last but not least...Sharif Ahmed (circa. 2015) - SUCCESS

Music:

SMASHING PUMPKINS Aimee Mann Air Angelo Badalamenti Auf Der Maur Chris Isaak Courtney Love Hole Jack Off Jill kidneythieves Kylie Minogue Ladytron Madonna Marilyn Manson Massive Attack Mogwai Muse New Order Nine Inch Nails The Organ Peaches Pink Poe Portishead The Presets Prodigy Pulp Queen Adreena R.E.M Scarling System Of A Down Tiga Vitalic plus 50's & 60's rock songs, ballads and a whole load of 70's/80's and 90's dance & pop tunes which accentuate the feeling of retrospection, bootlegs, soundtracks, remixes and random gay tunes - makes the world a happier place!

Movies:

Blue Velvet Bully Dead Man's Shoes Dogville Elephant Hedwig And The Angry Inch I Heart Huckabees INLAND EMPIRE Kids Lost Highway Moulin Rouge Mulholland Drive Muriel's Wedding Mysterious Skin Natural Born Killers: The Director's Cut Requiem For A Dream The Rules Of Attraction Secretary The Shining Switchblade Romance Tarnation Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me Wild At Heart Y Tu Mama Tambien

Television:

The X-Files Lost Twin Peaks The L Word Nip/Tuck Six Feet Under Sex And The City Buffy The Vampire Slayer Will & Grace

Books:

Definition of the following books: amazing, 'oh so Sharif', etc.

Heroes:

I'm my own hero. Why make up for what you lack in yourself by idolising someone else? Your hero should be yourself. You should be everything that you want your hero to be.