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if you dig on supporting indie films that you have never heard of before , BUY trite this way ON THIS HERE BELOW BUTTON, or don't. go rent something from blockbuster.ORi write/produce/direct things. things that are slightly esoteric, pseudo intellectual and self serving...i dig the shit! i work at BAREFOOT and INDEPENDENT for pennies and freelance for nickles. i'm pH balanced like a woman, so dawn and i can share deodorant. "i'm the best around, nothings ever gonna keep me down!" i'm friends with TONS of mexicans. i belly up to the counter-culture. i'm the hardest working mother fucker i know. my farts smell like shit. i have 3 kids that i love to smack around, poison, tourture and spit on. they make it all worthwhile. alot of the time, if i think about how MY body works..blood..interaction...then i think that all my insides will just stop. sometimes i even think gravity is going to snap and the earth will fall. i have a billion inside jokes...that i tell to people that are outside. i'm not "kind of a big deal", but i'm kinda a "wigger". i'm antagonistic and annoying. i like the corners of a poster that has been moved multiple times. 13 tats, 9 holes. i spank it all the time. i try to eat everything organic or soy. i always have heartburn. i was runner up in 8th grade for best dancer, andy kapnick got it because tons of people were convinced he was "half black" i've never seen titanic, but i've seen REPO MAN 17 times and counting. i only drink a couple times a year, because i like to drink a couple times an hour. life is compromise. i think hard work is the biggest inspiration....whatever the fuck that means. i'm addicted to everything....you could call me a "fun hog" why have one when you can have ten. especially orgasms. i'm sarcastic and full of shit. i'm a hypochondriac that thinks i'm going to die a couple times a day, i should prolly seek therapy. joe, ryon and i are in a band called yummybug. i crush fools on the mic. listen to the the TRITE commentary, and you'll see. friends and family are super important to me. i have an overpowering love in my heart. i have the heart of a hippy, the attitude of a punk, the the mind of an emcee, the mentality of a metal head, and in turn.....i output the funk on an alternative level....HAHAHAHAHA,LOL!!!1 i'm also faker heman.[inside joke] BUT if i could quote wesley willis, "i'm sorry that i got fat, i will slim down." [that's a whole lotta i's and i'm's]

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

besides a real life ari gold that believed in me, CHRIS MOORE, CARY WOODS, ARIEL REBEL, SETH ROGAN, SIMON REX, ICE-T, JASON SEGEL, and VITO AIUTO.....but in all reverse seriousness...dudes with iced hair, a sober ash, fat chicks that exercise, people that take pictures of themselves and their rims, AUNT JEMIMA, KING VITAMIN, parents that are into fast food, people that tell racist jokes in public [the funny ones], the deep voiced guy from BOYZ II MEN, the gym teacher that turned me into a sexual deviant.DSF TRAILER nacho version
a scene from TRITE about ORIGINALITY
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My Blog

appropriating black culture since November 30th, 1982

i know a lot of people think i'm a bit cryptic at times. but, to me, there is nothing cryptic about the headline that i've had for way over a year. it's the best way i can sum myself up, and now i wil...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:37:00 GMT

dance the fat away

i have a new thing"dance the fat away"today wasfats domino - im walkingfather mc - i'll do for youfatboy slim - fockafella stankfolk implosion - nothings gonna stopfat boys - sex machinefine young ca...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jun 2009 01:46:00 GMT

034 sores on her eyes

watched DSF: the battle of the broken spoons again! it's bad ass and we are unleashing it this week to a select few. if you are a spoon or affiliated with the spoons. you may be able to watch a privat...
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 03:09:00 GMT

033 sex

work blog,.today and yesterday combined...i watched DSF: the battle of the broken spoons three times. it's so fucking cool! i hope everyone wants to dig on it as well!.my PC is fucked up because my ki...
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 03:28:00 GMT

032 cinco de mondo

work blog,.worked as an editor for a couple hours. who cares..worked as a good giver for a couple hours. who cares..watched Nowhere (1997) it was my second or third time seeing it. i like his movies....
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 01:30:00 GMT

031 GOD & my internal thoughts...

work blog,.if God is really everywhere, all the time. then is he in yr. head? cuz i'm basically a really good person. but the things i think, would prolly send me straight to hell. i stare at people a...
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 05:35:00 GMT

030 water in my ear

work blog,.fell asleep watching yesterdays Breaking Bad. they were in the desert, trapped, w/o water or a ride....thanks to on demand i'll go watch the ass-end as soon as i put linnea down to nap..wor...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 13:47:00 GMT

029 Milla Jovovich, i love

work blog,.started and ended the day with barefoot & independent. worked on DSF with jake. worked on the boy with myself. both are what johnny hayes would say to be....."looking tough." which of cours...
Posted by on Sun, 03 May 2009 05:25:00 GMT

027 no title

work blog,.worked 5 hours for the man. [me] barefoot.worked 5 hours for the man. [them] food.i spent a lot of time working with a scanner, making the title cards for the boy that dripped blood....whil...
Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 01:40:00 GMT

026 glass in the road

work blog,.worked a good 8 hours at Barefoot & Independent. .made some calls on behalf of DSF: the battle of the broken spoons. tracked down some people. got some release forms signed. also, typed up ...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 02:05:00 GMT