Staring and breathing heavily on people
Girls with low self-esteem
R Kelly's song "I didn't know you were 13"
Anal Intrusions 1, 2, 3 and 5. 4 sucked when he took on the russian.
The beginning of Mister Rogers Neighborhood when he takes off his sweater
Lance Armstrong's autobiography, "2 Balls Are Overrated"
Chuck Norris's beard.