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The Wizard Of Gore

About Me

I am Montag, master of illusion. Defier of the laws of reason. A magician if you will, but then what is a magician? A person that tears asunder your rules of logic and crumbles your world of reality so that you can go home and say "What a clever trickster he is, what a sly deceiver" and go to sleep in the security of your own "real world". What is real? Are you certain you know what reality is? How do you know that at this second you aren't asleep in your beds dreaming that you are HERE IN THIS THEATER! I know.....it all seems too real. Well haven't you ever had a dream that seemed so very real until you woke up? Then again, how do you know that you ever really did wake up? In fact perhaps when you thought you were waking up, you had actually JUST BEGUN TO DREAM! You see what I mean, don't you? All your life, your past, the rules of what can and cannot be may all be part of ONE LONG DREAM! A DREAM FROM WHICH YOU ARE ABOUT TO AWAKEN AND DISCOVER THE WORLD AS IT REALLY IS!
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My Blog

This may in fact be the greatest day of my life

.. Belladonna and James Gunn. I couldn't have wished for anything more. Merry muthafuckin' Christmas to me bitches.
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:12:00 GMT

What I Watched Sunday

Episodes of the show Voyagers! on DVD. This was my jam back when I was a lil' wizard. Guy and this kid go through time correcting historical errors that have been caused by man time traveling. Sort of...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:49:00 GMT

What I Watched Saturday

Copperhead on Sci-Fi HD. Normally I love Sci-Fi's B-grade horror stock, especially in HD, but this one had a boredom factor even my mighty constitution could barely stand up to. If I had been slightly...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 14:11:00 GMT

What I Watched Friday

Casino Royale on Blu. I love me some Bond and the transfer looks great.Stargate SG-1: The Ark of Truth on DVD. Who knew a crappy Roland Emmerich movie would spawn one of my favorite shows. A great wra...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 14:04:00 GMT

What I Watched Thursday

Elizabeth: The Golden Age on HD-DVD. One of my favorite time periods in history. Looked great and sometimes amazing (the sea battle totally ruled). Many people might find this borring, so just a warni...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 14:01:00 GMT

What I Watched Wednesday

Feast on HD-DVD. Was pleased to see not only an improvement over the SD DVD, but also that it turned out better than distributer mate Black Christmas (looks ok in HD but without the pop that Feast has...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:28:00 GMT

What I Watched Tuesday

When We Left Earth part 6. Totally bitching.Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp. Just like Get Smart (the show not the movie), except it's all with chimps dressed in clothes, talking, and doing various human ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:25:00 GMT

What I Watched Monday

When We Left Earth part 5. High def space f'ing owns. Real space trumps any movie 100% of the time. I would rather watch astronauts do the most mundane tasks than Bruce Willis save the entire universe...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:36:00 GMT

What I Watched Sunday

Edgar Allen Poe's Madhouse from the Decrepit Crypt of Horrors box set. Former gay porn director gone B-list horror producer David DeCoteau and captain hit-or-miss himself Todd Sheets join forces to cr...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:37:00 GMT

What I watched Saturday

Goblin from the Decrepit Crypt of Nightmares box set. One of many offerings from self proclaimed "Prince of Gore" Todd Sheets. One of the better Sheets films, it featured a lot of what I like to call ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 14:05:00 GMT