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Jimmy

I am here for Friends

About Me

Just a squirrel trying to get a nut from time to time...

You are Napoleon Dyanamite and a buttload of gangs
are trying to recruit you.

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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My Interests

I love the A's and Sharks. If there are drinks and karaoke involved, I'm down. Gambling and/or guns are fun too. Member of E Clampus Vitus (ECV) - Chapter 1849 Matuca

I'd like to meet:

yo mama, fool!

Music:

Sublime, Incubus, Jack Johnson, DMX, Tenacious D, Beastie Boys, et al...

Movies:

I'm for 'em!!!

Television:

Chappelle's Show, South Park and the Sopranos and thats about it. Entourage now too. And add Heroes also.

Books:

"Born Standing Up" by Steve Martin, "Moneyball", "Running with Scissors", "A Confederacy of Dunces", "I Killed"

Heroes:

Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P.) "Sometimes I order the club sandwich and I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it..."

My Blog

A little bit of change

So the last couple of days have been crazy but in a good way. I'm buying my brothers house in Brentwood and will be moving out there in a month. My head has been spinning just thinking about all this....
Posted by Jimmy on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 12:34:00 PST

Have you ever....

Have you ever been so red with anger you just can't even talk? That's how I feel right now. I'll just leave it at that because I'm just getting madder and madder the more I think about it... have a ni...
Posted by Jimmy on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 06:11:00 PST

Guitar Heroes Anonymous

Hi my name is Jimmy and I'm a Guitar Hero... its pretty retarded that I'm so stoked for Guitar Hero III coming out next week. how old am I? My new sound system is gonna be put to the te...
Posted by Jimmy on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:53:00 PST

When work is good...

So I'm working six days a week right now (58 hours a week) but I can't complain. I'm just pretty happy at work right now. A big raise, lots of overtime, a new truck, doing something I like to do ...
Posted by Jimmy on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 08:44:00 PST

All I can say is shocking...

I can't get that episode of the Sopranos from last night out of my head. My jaw hit the floor when I watched it. I'm still in shock. Anyone that says they saw it coming is lying. I'm gonna miss that s...
Posted by Jimmy on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:41:00 PST

Happy ex-girlfriend day!

I declare April 26th to be ex-girlfriend day for me. On this date is one ex's birthday. On this date is when I cut off all communication with another ex for good. On this date, I met another future ex...
Posted by Jimmy on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:49:00 PST

Sopranos

Woo Hoo! Its about time the Sopranos is coming back on. Finally something to look forward to (besides all the delish BBQ coming off my grill lately). Please pass the hyrup! huh...?
Posted by Jimmy on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:42:00 PST

dog biscuits

I was just thinking about the time when i was 6 years old and my uncle convinced me and my brother to eat Milk Bones. He told us they would make us big and strong because they had things like lions ha...
Posted by Jimmy on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:04:00 PST

Dave Attell

Sweet! Dave Attell is at the Improv in San Jose next weekend so I got tickets. I need a good laugh and he is one of the funniest. If you people that actually read this have never seen or heard hi...
Posted by Jimmy on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:58:00 PST

i'm retarded

I accidently erased like 20 people off my friend list while cleaning up my page. so if you are one of those people, please hit me up with an add because my rapidly aging brain is having a hard time tr...
Posted by Jimmy on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 02:53:00 PST