I'll always answer my phone as long as I am wearing pants. So don't bother calling right now. I have a bad reputation. I'm always dressed for success. And no, i haven't taken my shoes off in five days.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Tom Landry, Cheap Trick, J.P. Donleavy, Max Power, A woman like me only way hotter, Richard Kern, J.D. Salinger, Ed Gein, the asshole who decided to start making allstars in Indonesia and China, and any hobo who has access to a case of Viper.
