scotland |
yup, thats where im going, as far as i can tell its for good, ive got no intention of heading back south on any permanent basis, but i shall be back for pints here there and now n then, but no dates s... Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 14:58:00 GMT |
erm... |
gasping, panting, I cannot breathe . . . . it pounds in my ears, a thousand million beats per second, shuddering in time with the wracked convulsions pouring through my aching body . . . I am nerveles... Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 13:21:00 GMT |
that... erm.. gig last night... |
WAS FUCKING FANTASTICthanks to all that came along, we raised around £300 for the local youth centrethanks to Audio Plus for supplying the sound systemThanks to all the bands for playing for nothing f... Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 16:31:00 GMT |
funny aircraft shit |
After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and the... Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 14:54:00 GMT |
having a bad day?? read this |
A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?"The parrot says, "I wa... Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 01:23:00 GMT |
blonde joke (dont take too literally) |
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9... Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:09:00 GMT |
bread? |
A duck walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No."Duck says: "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No."Duck says: "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No, we have no bread."Duck says:... Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:08:00 GMT |
deserves a blog |
A new young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices however, that all the monks are copying from copi... Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:06:00 GMT |
bo-rap?? glas-rap!! |
To the Tune of Bohemian Rhapsody (in a glaswegian accent)Is this the real life?Is it the methodone?Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone?Open yer wine, an' talk wi' a whine like meUm just a ... Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:59:00 GMT |
chav jokez |
I am on a campaign against the chavs of Britainso, to get it started how's about a few jokes?!What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?Fathers Day!How do you start an argument with a chav?... Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:57:00 GMT |