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About Me

im big and friendly, play bass, listen to music way too loud, go to gigs, if im not playing then im in the crowd, or occasionally security, though more recently im in the crowd, or, im standing behind the sound desk, makin it all sound good. im quite a useful chap. apparently... and if you meet me you'll have to speak up, as i sed, loud music, not so kind on the ears, especially with the new job, loud music is my job, im goin slightly deaf in both. lol, my bad...i get bored real easy, so add me, then if i like you (or if i dont) i'll send you my msn and we'll chat there, much easier than myspaz. and i dont understand these people that put dont add me if u dont know me. DUH!! its a place for making friends/insulting people *cough* NICK VAIZEY *cough*im partial to JD, a double jack n coke (hold the coke).. width="425" height="350">.. .. ..> Here it Goes Again - Ok Go
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andrew J. Sheales (the J is for Jenius)
Birthday: 28th october 1988
Birthplace: Colchester
Current Location: Brightlingsea (aka shitfuck)
Eye Color: erm... dunno, brown last time any one looked lol
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 6' 2" and havent stopped yet
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: My what?
The Shoes You Wore Today: tatty old trainers
Your Weakness: far too many, certain young ladies, certain drinks *cough*
Your Fears: being sober on a saturday nite
Your Perfect Pizza: MUSHROOMS!!! CHEESE!!! CHEESE!!! AND MORE CHEESE!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: hmmm dunno, steady relationship would b nice
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: meh or lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: what the fucks that beeping/burning smell?
Your Best Physical Feature: arms, definetely arms, love my arms *flexes*
Your Bedtime: erm... when i fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: shed in garden of old house (lame i know)
Pepsi or Coke: COKE!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: EERRRR!!! spermburgers or cardboard? KFC ALL THE WAY!!!
Single or Group Dates: either or, depends on mood (horny/sociable)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: erm... Dr Pepper
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCCY!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, milk 2 sugars
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear:
Do you Sing: HAHAHAHA very badly
Do you Shower Daily: if my bro dont use all the hot water then yeah
Have you Been in Love: erm... ask me when im not so confused, which is never, im always confused
Do you want to go to College: already go to college duh
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: semi... no comment
Do you get Motion Sickness: nah
Do you think you are Attractive: erm... can pigs fly??
Are you a Health Freak: not particularly
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah, better than most people, but then im bigger than them too, so that helps no comment
&..39;Do you like Thunderstorms:&..39; YEAH LOVE EM!! WHENS THE NEXT???
Do you play an Instrument: bass bass bass bass bass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: no, i dont smoke
In the past month have you been on Drugs: alcomohol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: erm... dont think so
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope, wish i had tho
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: yup
In the past month have you been Dumped: again, ask when im less confused
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no...
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: a few times
Ever been Beaten up: have u seen the size of me??
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: as a hero
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: hmmmm rock star is tempting, otherwise a live sound engineer works for me
What country would you most like to Visit: the land of Aus. or iceland, fuck trees, hug a polar bear
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not fussed
Favourite Hair Color: hmmm not too fussy, not big on blondes but hey, i change almost hourly
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: not fussed but preferably taller over shorter>
Weight: not fussed

Best Clothing Style: hmmmm grungey gothic, NO CHAVS! GRRR!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: erm... 3, im a pirate
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none, but desperately want a dragon on my bicep
Number of things in my Past I Regret: erm... just the 1 i think
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

more friendly people like me, musical or not, but music is almost all of my life, so be prepared. the other part of my life is work, so i travel a lot, you gotta put up with that, wouldnt give up my job for the world, so once again be prepared. i'd like to meet everybody, but particulalry duff mckagan and flea, and if he werent dead, james jamerson, greatest bassist who ever lived, no point in arguing cos its true, even TV says so!!! and tv's always right. if i cant met any of them, then you'll do, and i know theres someone there cos if there isnt anyone there then who the fuck is reading this!!! add me, i couldnt give a toss, well i could, but i cant be arsed, im too tired, if i like you i'll talk, if i dont i'll talk to you, but in a less caring way, and everyone check out my band, damn, in my friends, should be top 8, if not, then fuk no's whats happened. chat laterz, yeah go click add to friends

My Blog

scotland

yup, thats where im going, as far as i can tell its for good, ive got no intention of heading back south on any permanent basis, but i shall be back for pints here there and now n then, but no dates s...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 14:58:00 GMT

erm...

gasping, panting, I cannot breathe . . . . it pounds in my ears, a thousand million beats per second, shuddering in time with the wracked convulsions pouring through my aching body . . . I am nerveles...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 13:21:00 GMT

that... erm.. gig last night...

WAS FUCKING FANTASTICthanks to all that came along, we raised around £300 for the local youth centrethanks to Audio Plus for supplying the sound systemThanks to all the bands for playing for nothing f...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 16:31:00 GMT

funny aircraft shit

After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and the...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 14:54:00 GMT

having a bad day?? read this

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?"The parrot says, "I wa...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 01:23:00 GMT

blonde joke (dont take too literally)

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:09:00 GMT

bread?

A duck walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No."Duck says: "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No."Duck says: "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No, we have no bread."Duck says:...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:08:00 GMT

deserves a blog

A new young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices however, that all the monks are copying from copi...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:06:00 GMT

bo-rap?? glas-rap!!

To the Tune of Bohemian Rhapsody (in a glaswegian accent)Is this the real life?Is it the methodone?Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone?Open yer wine, an' talk wi' a whine like meUm just a ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:59:00 GMT

chav jokez

I am on a campaign against the chavs of Britainso, to get it started how's about a few jokes?!What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?Fathers Day!How do you start an argument with a chav?...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:57:00 GMT