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About Me

Bjork told me I should never name drop...Johnny Depp has told me the same thing.
I'm only attracted to people I can't stand.
I go to church every Sunday and pray for money.
This is my new art...it's called littering.
I'm on the all-orange diet: carrots, cheez-whiz, orange crush, cheetos, and creamsicles.
I used to hang out with an outlaw biker gang when I was 16. I was their mascot.
The future is crochet.
I stopped going to the bathroom. No time.
my uncle was a director of the F.B.I. so, when I was a child he would save me all the old "wanted" posters and that's what I would decorate my room with.
I like really attractive people who go out of their way to look like shit.
Allen Ginsberg wrote a poem for me...it was called: "Come with Me to the Holiday Inn Tonight"
Last night I dreamt that Jesus was cooking breakfast for Hitler.
I had a visionary experience at Bed, Bath, and Beyond.
For some reason, whenever I'm in NYC I always end up at The New York Doll Hospital, 787 Lexington Ave.
I performed a song-cycle of "Father Death Blues" with poet Allen Ginsberg at The Rat and Duck Theatre in Athens, Ga.
I've done video and sound installation at The Contemporary Museum of Art in Atlanta
I was one of 14 contemporary artists chosen to augment the Dada Retrospective at The National Gallery of Art, Washington, D.C., in the International Dada Exhibition: "Born-Again Dada", at The District of Columbia Contemporary Arts Center/Washington D.C.
I am currently working on a series of large scale psychological portraits of presidents, clowns, and Indian chiefs.
A portion of this series, titled "Portraits of the American Subconscious", has been shown at The Fay Gold Gallery in Atlanta, Ga.
I am presently working on a new series of video pieces and large scale photographs.
Currently listening to:
Eve of Destruction by Barry McGuire
Ballad of the Green Berets by Sgt. Barry Sadler

My Blog

Internet Anagram Server

type your name or any other word or phrase in:http://wordsmith.org/anagram/index.html
Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 18:33:00 GMT

Say hello to Ruth!

I'd like to introduce a new member of our family-Ruth!Ruth will be performing various secretarial tasks at the studio along with video editing and...baking! She is a prize winning pastry chef in her h...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Mar 2009 12:01:00 GMT

Subterranean Homesick Blues & the Blond Waltz

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Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 09:06:00 GMT

sign seen along rural highway:

LOOK INTO THE MIRROR AND FOR SURE YOU WILL SEE GOD DREAMING
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 14:05:00 GMT

at the edge of your fingerprints

the letters we toss asidecome back to haunt us.
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 12:33:00 GMT

good to the last drop.

she's a crocodile in a pink jumpsuit.
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 23:59:00 GMT

thousands of fag mags

so one day, as was my obsession a few years ago, I stopped at the recycling bins looking for new collage material...well, I opened the door and, much to my surprise, Sammy the Drunk was sitting IN the...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 10:18:00 GMT

who pumped the wind in my doughnut - washboard sam

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llS9uQ54e4A
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 15:07:00 GMT

The World Is a Beautiful Place

The world is a beautiful placeto be born intoif you don't mind happinessnot always beingso very much funif you don't mind a touch of hellnow and thenjust when everything is finebecause even in heav...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:47:00 GMT

Berlitz phrasebook for making it on the Athens bar scene:

1) awesome2) sweet3) dude4) we're recording tonight5) we sound like the Velvet Underground6) if I give you a dollar will you get me a coke?7) you can be one of our go-go dancers8)
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 08:15:00 GMT