We're Wyld Stallyns. It all started with just Bill and Ted. Theres not much we can say about that point in our history. Ted and I were failing History and ran into some future dude named Rufus. He told us that we were destined to be the worlds greatest band ever. Ted and I embarked on a most excellent journey through time. We met people like Billy the Kid, So - Crates, Napolean and many others. We also met the babes Elizabeth and Joanna in mideval England. From there things just start going up. We came back to the present and began working as a band. Ted and I proposed to the babes and they said yes. Yet another non heinous problem arose. We we're killed by two eveil robot usses. in the afterlife we met Death aka the Grim Reaper and he was able to bring us back to life wich was most excellent *Plays air guitar* we destroyed the evil robot usses and won the battle of the bands which was being brocasted all over the world. Since that day Wyld Stallyns has took flight and there are no signs of us ever slowing down.
-Bill S. Preston Esquire
