I'M PROLLY THE COOLEST CHICK I KNOW...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF-The Survey
Name: MAXINE POWER. (No relation to Max Power.)
Birthday: DEC. 13, 1978. (It may have even been a FRIDAY...Or possibly a Wednesday.)
Birthplace: PLANET EARTH. (I've got family on Jupiter, though...)
Current Location: TORONTULA.
Eye Color: THEY CHANGE. (...from green to blue to grey, depending on the colours I'm wearing.)
Hair Color: NATURALLY? I FORGET. (Dull-mousey-boring-brown, as I can vaguely recall...)
Height: LET'S SAY ABOUT 5'6"?
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHTY. (With the hopes of one day becoming ambidextrous.)
Your Heritage: DADDY'S SIDE = IRISH (Fucking drunks, the lot of 'em.) MOMMY'S SIDE = SCOTTISH (Also fond of the drink.)
The Shoes You Wore Today: SADLY, IT'S 3:48PM & I HAVE YET TO PUT ON A SINGLE SHOE...
Your Weakness: CAT NIP.
Your Fears: FAILURE; REJECTION; ABANDONMENT; & INSECTS! (...which truly terrify me.)
Your Perfect Pizza: X-TRA CHEESE; BROCCOLI; CHICKEN; ITALIAN SAUSAGE; BLACK OLIVES; & GREEN PEPPERS. (On wheat crust...with hot sauce. yum.)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: GET A JOB I ENJOY; QUIT SMOKING; ELIMINATE ALL PREJUDICE; ESTABLISH WORLD PEACE; ERADICATE ALL OF SOCIETY'S INJUSTICES; FIX MOTHER EARTH; & GET THE LAST MOVEMENT OF BEETHOVEN'S "PATHETIQUE" UP TO TEMPO...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'M JUST SAYIN'; GO BANANA!; WHAT'S SHAKIN' BABY?; YOU MAKE SKETCHY KITTY SCARED! (...and so on.)
Thoughts First Waking Up: WHERE AM I?; AM I LATE?; WHAT DAY IS IT?; WHO ARE YOU?
Your Best Physical Feature: MY CAPTIVATING EYES.
Your Bedtime: WHENEVER I START HAVING TROUBLE STAYING AWAKE...
Your Most Missed Memory: I'M MISSING MANY MEMORIES... (If you come across any, please say "Hello!" for me, & tell them that I would miss them...if I could remember...)
Pepsi or Coke: ROOTBEER.
MacDonalds or Burger King: MR. TASTY'S.
Single or Group Dates: IT DEPENDS ON THE EVENTS OF SAID 'DATE'... (Paintball, go-karts, mini-putt, bowling, orgies, etc., are activities better done in groups...while cuddling, walks on the beach, candle-lit dinners, & the like, are good with just the two of you.)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: REGULAR TEA. (Earl Grey...or Peppermint...or Vanilla-flavoured.)
Chocolate or Vanilla: CAN I HAVE BOTH??? (With whipped cream & caramel???)
Cappuccino or Coffee: CAPPUCCINOS ARE GREAT; TIM HORTON'S BREW IS FABU; & YOU REALLY CAN'T BEAT A GREAT ITALIAN ESPRESSO...
Do you Smoke: UNFORTUNATELY. (Damn peer pressure...)
Do you Swear: LIKE A GOD-DAMN-MOTHER-FUCKING SAILOR!
Do you Sing: LIKE A BEAUTIFUL NIGHTINGALE.
Do you Shower Daily: I LIKE TO GET DIRRRRTY...
Have you Been in Love: LOVE HURTS. LOVE SCARS. LOVE WOUNDS. LOVE MARS. LOVE HURTS. (Ooh-oooooh, love hurts.)
Do you want to go to College: BEEN THERE...MADE IT OUT ALIVE. (And severely in debt...)
Do you want to get Married: PLEASE REFER TO THE QUESTION ABOUT BEING IN LOVE.
Do you belive in yourself: I BELIEVE THAT "BELIVE" ISN'T A REAL WORD. (And I believe in myself, sometimes...)
Do you get Motion Sickness: NEVER...FASTER!!!
Do you think you are Attractive: THIS IS SOME PSYCHOLOGY 101 BULLSHIT... (Some days I feel beautiful like an orchid or a Mozart melody...other days I'm giving you more of a "Gargoyle-y, Medusa-ish, Franken-Monster" image...)
Are you a Health Freak: NOT IN THE LEAST.
Do you get along with your Parents: I LOVE MY THOROUGHLY ANNOYING & AGGREVATING PARENTS WITH ALL OF MY HEART!
Do you like Thunderstorms: I LOVE THEM!!! (So electrically charged...they excite me.)
Do you play an Instrument: I PLAY MANY. (But mostly flute; piccolo; piano...)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: "NOOOO, OCCIFER...I DID HAVE NOT ONE DRINK TO THING!" (I Swear...)
In the past month have you Smoked: I, BEING A CANADIAN CITIZEN OVER THE LEGAL AGE OF 19, HAVE SMOKED THROUGHOUT THE PAST MONTH...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO MY LAWYER, PLEASE.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NOOOO....NO DATES.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: "LIKE, O-MI-GOD...AS IF I WOULD MISS THE BLOW-OUT MADNESS CLEARANCE AT OLD NAVY!!!" (Actually, no...no malls.)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: DOES YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S PUSSY COUNT?
In the past month have you been on Stage: THE WORLD IS MY STAGE...
In the past month have you been Dumped: IS THAT LIKE A NEW DANCE OR SOMETHING? *cranks dat soulja boy*
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: WOULD YOU TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND SUBMERGE YOUR BODY IN LAKE ONTARIO??? (Ew.)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: YOUR HEART... (You can't have it back, either!)
Ever been Drunk: I'M DRUNK NOW... (Why do you think it's 3:48pm & I still haven't found my shoes???)
Ever been called a Tease: LEMME SEE...WHORE; SLUT; BITCH; TRAMP; CUNT; FUCK-FACE; LOSER; FATSO... (Nope, never been called a tease.)
Ever been Beaten up: NO...BUT I GAVE MYSELF A BLACK EYE ONCE. (Long story...)
Ever Shoplifted: I'M VERY WHOLESOME. (Angelic, even...)
How do you want to Die: IN A BLAZE OF GLORY.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: AN ASTRONAUT.
What country would you most like to Visit: ALL OF 'EM.
IN A BOY/GIRL...
Favourite Eye Color: IT'S NOT THE COLOUR, BUT THE SOUL BEHIND THE EYE THAT ATTRACTS ME...
Favourite Hair Color: I DON'T CARE. (As long as it's not a mullet...or a comb-over...)
Short or Long Hair: DOESN'T MATTER. (Unless, of course, it's on your back...)
Height: OVER 3 FEET. (But under 8...)
Weight: SOMEWHERE BETWEEN BEAN-POLE & FAT BASTARD...
Best Clothing Style: I'M GETTING REALLY ANNOYED AT THE SUPERFICIALITY OF THIS QUESTIONNAIRE...
Number of Drugs I have taken: IS MY LAWYER HERE YET?
Number of CDs I own: LOTS.
Number of Piercings: TWO, AT THIS PRECISE MOMENT... (Six, including my ears...)
Number of Tattoos: ZERO, FOR NOW...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: "I REGRET NOTHING!!!" (The Simpsons, 'Escalator To Nowhere' episode.)
WHAT CHEAP X-MAS GIFT ARE YOU? You Are a Losing Lottery Ticket!
Full of hope and promise.
But in the end, a cheap letdown.
Your Brain's Pattern
Your mind is a firestorm - full of intensity and drama.
Your thoughts may seem scattered to you most of the time...
But they often seem strong and passionate to those around you.
You are a natural influencer. The thoughts you share are very powerful and persuading.
Your Fortune Is
Passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly.