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*Shimmy Shake*

Oh Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch!

About Me

My name is Christina but everyone has called me CA for more years than I can remember. Here are some things you should know about me: I finally finished my thesis! I am an insufferable know-it-all. Emily Post is my idol. I could eat breakfast for every meal. Black and white photographs are beautiful. I love to read and always have a book with me. I know more useless facts than anyone should. Tattoos are great and I love mine. I speak German fluently. I love British television. Cheesecake makes everything better. I really do keep a list of things I have to see and do before I die. Poor grammar irritates me and deliberately poor grammar infuriates me. Acoustic is always the best way to hear a song. Physical humor is fantastic and I will not hesitate to laugh at someone's misfortunes. I love old movies. I am restless and have a desire to move to a new location all the time; I may never settle down. There is more to me but you will simply have to ask...
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My Interests

books, music, art (especially modern art), learning about random things, cooking, movies (especially foreign films), traveling, history, making someone's day just a little bit better...

I'd like to meet:

Do these people have to be alive? Hopefully not... Kelly Johnson of Skunk Works, Albert Einstein, Paul Rusesabagina, Simon Weisenthal, Judas Iscariot, Takeshi Kaneshiro, William Wilberforce, Cary Grant, Jackson Pollock, and possible a few others.

Music:

Bloc Party, Gorillaz, Pearl Jam, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Placebo, The Bravery, Death Cab for Cutie, Tom Petty, Orbital, The Chemical Brothers, The Weepies, Bush, David Gray, Caesars, Metro Station, Counting Crows, NERD, Pink Floyd, REM, Frou Frou, The Cure, 30 Seconds to Mars, Taking Back Sunday, Athlete, Linkin Park, The Beach Boys, Flogging Molly, The Eagles, The Postal Service, The Killers, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Matthew Good, The Police, Underworld, Keane, and any kind of Bluegrass or Classical...

Movies:

Sunset Blvd, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Love on a Diet, Snatch, Say Anything, Harry Potter, anything by Tim Burton, Shaun of the Dead, Miss Potter, Kinky Boots, Hot Fuzz, Run Lola Run, Amazing Grace, Everything is Illuminated, House of Flying Daggers, Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Amelie, Infernal Affairs, Wallace and Gromit, Goodbye Lenin!, Green Street Hooligans, Southern Belles, 300, any Cary Grant or Gene Kelly film...

Television:

Big Bang Theory, Corner Gas, Monk, Passport to Europe, Family Guy, Futurama, anything on the History or Discovery Channels, Extras, Eureka, Gilmore Girls, No Reservations, Psych, Dr Who...

Books:

Oh there are so many... Fahrenheit 451, A Prayer for Owen Meany (although nearly all of John Irving's books are great), Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass, The Fountainhead, Memoirs of a Geisha, War and Peace, The Great Gatsby, all books by David Sedaris, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, all of Agatha Christie's Poirot books, A Primate's Memoir, The Fierce People, Where the Wild Things Are, Garden Spells, The Sugar Queen, any book by Bill Bryson, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal, Moby Dick, any random history book, biographies, etc...

Heroes:

See above where it asks me who I would like to meet, except for Judas Iscariot for obvious reasons.

My Blog

It means the world to me...

Forgive my sappiness for a moment, but I have been feeling very loved lately. It means so much to me that some of you acknowledged my (hard fought) graduation with kind words, beautiful cards, and ado...
Posted by *Shimmy Shake* on Tue, 13 May 2008 09:27:00 PST

A Prime Example

So, I have a few pet peeves in life. I don’t like rude people and their obnoxious children. Driving below the speed limit makes me froth at the mouth. One of my biggest pet peeves is gramma...
Posted by *Shimmy Shake* on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:39:00 PST

Whoa

Was anyone else caught completely by surprise with the death of Heath Ledger this afternoon? It makes me kinda sad. I always liked Ledger's movies and was certainly pumped to see him play the Joker th...
Posted by *Shimmy Shake* on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:54:00 PST

Crucial

Anyone who has ever worked as a server will know and appreciate what I have posted below. Thanks Nick for letting me steal this... You know you're a server when...1. You know that "in the weeds" is NO...
Posted by *Shimmy Shake* on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 05:17:00 PST

I like this...

I stole this from someone but I agree with it completely... Just read this completely, please. 1)    Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglas...
Posted by *Shimmy Shake* on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 07:49:00 PST

Too funny

I just can't help myself... everytime I hear the song or see the video for Soulja Boy's "Crank That," I just start laughing. It has to be the most ridiculous thing out there right now. Soulja Boy hims...
Posted by *Shimmy Shake* on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:56:00 PST

Taking Back Sunday said it best...

"Don't let it go to your head... Boys like you are a dime a dozen." Sure, I could come across as the woman scorned but in all honesty, I view all this with amusement and pity. While it could have all ...
Posted by *Shimmy Shake* on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:00:00 PST

John Travolta

I was driving along today in my own little world (safe, I know) and I began thinking about John Travolta. I was thinking about all the movies I had seen with him and I realized that none of them were ...
Posted by *Shimmy Shake* on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:32:00 PST

Another great list...

It was another beautiful day today and earlier I was cleaning out my friend's car  (he was kind enough to allow me to drink half his tequila so I am repaid him in trade) when I began thinkin...
Posted by *Shimmy Shake* on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:05:00 PST

That one friend everyone has...

Everyone has that friend that is emo and obnoxious, always looking for a conspiracy or conflict to keep them unhappy. Sometimes, if none exist, they will simply make one up! It is as if they are only ...
Posted by *Shimmy Shake* on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 09:10:00 PST