Note To Self |
Never, ever buy vanilla flavored toothpaste again. I love vanilla caramel coffee, vanilla candles, and even wear vanilla milk lotion. But, that has GOT to be the nastiest aftertaste I have...
Posted by on Wed, 10 May 2006 16:43:00 GMT |
Dammit, Claire. |
The rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with "6 weird things/habits about yourself." In the end you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don'...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 13:45:00 GMT |
FYI: OLDER WOMEN |
Can someone please, please, please tell me why a kid under the age of 21 would write me and ask if I wanted a "very hung" boytoy? Especially if he lived in Pennsylvania or New Jersey or some oth...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 15:41:00 GMT |
My New Theme Song |
Jimmy Eat World
The Middle
Hey, don't write yourself off yetIt's only in your head you feel left out orlooked down on.Just try your best, try everything you can.And don't you worry what they tell them...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 19:23:00 GMT |
More Stupid but Somewhat True Shit |
Your Stripper Song Is
Closer by Nine Inch Nails"You let me violate you, you let me desecrate youYou let me penetrate you, you let me complicate youHelp me I broke apart my insides, help me I?ve g...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 16:55:00 GMT |
And Now For Something Completely Different... |
Sorry I havent been around for awhile. I had a nasty staph infection and was in bed for a week. Trust me, Cephelexin and Vicoden is a woozy-making combination.
I couldn't sleep alot of those nights an...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 18:24:00 GMT |
I am SO back home |
After getting back from what I have affectionately named "The Great American Can't Smoke In The House Tour of The South", I am thrilled silly to have my ass back in my own computer chair.
All in all, ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 10:36:00 GMT |
Best Pickup Line Ever |
Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 12:53:00 GMT |
Damn, I'm reduced to Quizilla. |
FebruaryAbstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract.Intelligent and clever. Changing personality.Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Honest and loyal. Determined to reachgoals. Loves freedom. Rebellio...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 12:00:00 GMT |
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY |
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electri...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 11:26:00 GMT |
