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Derek

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About Me


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The snake that tricked Adam and Eve, that motherfucka could talk.

Music:

My brothers rage coverband dressed as nuns on halloween.

Movies:

I just seen this one movie about a giant great white shark that attacks people with massive jaws...but I forget the name of it, oh yeah Deep Blue Sea.

Television:

THE BOOONDOCKS. The Daily Show and Sports, Go Seattle teams.

Books:

Vonnegut books.

Heroes:

Guitar

My Blog

Al-Qaeda and Fires

They are trying to get this guy a third term with the quickness. By the way anyone making a connection between a housing crisis, and million dollar insured homes being burnt to the ground? I...
Posted by Derek on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 06:49:00 PST

G. W

http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,5143,695224090,00.html   I want you all to read the first paragraph paraphrasing Bush, and tell me that Shit isn't ironically hilarious....
Posted by Derek on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 06:36:00 PST

boom

I reserved the right to blow up the story. I did.
Posted by Derek on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 10:29:00 PST

Math trick

This story only has one more chapter to it. But this is not a story post. You know what I think is funny, when people fall for mathematic tricks. Like pick a number between one and nine. All right I n...
Posted by Derek on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:07:00 PST

Will Power month

I turned 23 2 weeks ago, thank you to everyone that has wished me happy birthday, and special thanks to Ms. Jean for taking me camping and continuing the tradition of going to the 49ers game. Hopefull...
Posted by Derek on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 11:30:00 PST

ouch

Sprained my ankle at the mariners game on Wednesday, and let me tell you the first aid section at Safeco field is not very good, they didn't have a wrap or ice for my ankle, I was smashed and still dr...
Posted by Derek on Sat, 19 May 2007 12:12:00 PST

What's the word....A Word Up

Can some older person tell me if eventually when you get older you always question who you are and your surroundings? So I had a dream about my friend Clay, selling coke out the back of a u-haul trail...
Posted by Derek on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:20:00 PST

How can I live without you

So I think I finally can kick that cigarette habit, and a nasty bad one it has been. It has cost me precious relationships physical ability to run long distances, though I did run a little over a mile...
Posted by Derek on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:45:00 PST

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I Feel Useless, I'm thinking I should quit.
Posted by Derek on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:20:00 PST

Fun Again

Well music has been fun again playing with cats, just jamming and jazzing around. Hopefull we can actually work on some songs get a drummer and be ready to roll. I am happy in the direction my music i...
Posted by Derek on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:42:00 PST