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I Like all different kinds of music. Like Alt. Rock, Rap, Classic Rock, R&B, Blues and Country! Pretty Much everything that sounds goodAnchorman Quotes: The Legend Of Ron Burgendy!
-Ron: "Do you know who I am?"
-Veronica: "No, I can't say that I do."
-Ron: "I don't know how to put this, but, I'm kind of a big deal."
-Veronica: "Really"
-Ron: "People know me."
-Veronica: "Well, I'm very happy for you."
-Ron: "I'm very important, uh, I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I-- I'm friends with Merlin Olson, too. He comes over on occasion."
-Ron: "Can I start over again?"
-Ron: "I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there. If you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I wanna be on you. Wait. Wait, wait come back"
Later When Ron Comes Home....
-Baxter The Dog: "(Barking)"
-Ron: "What? I'm lonely? I'm not lonely!"
-Baxter The Dog: "(Barking)"
-Ron: "I'm beloved by everyone in San Diego."
-Baxter The Dog: "(Barking)"
-Ron: "Wow. You know How to cut to the core of me, Baxter."
-Baxter The Dog: "(Barking)"
-Ron: "You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha covered in hair."
-Baxter The Dog: "(Barking)"
-Ron: "Come again?"
-Baxter The Dog: "(Barking)"
-Ron: "You know I don't speak Spanish. In English, please."
-Baxter The Dog: "(Barking)"
-Ron: "Huh?"
-Baxter The Dog: "(Barking)"
-Ron: "You pooped in the refrigerator?"
-Baxter The Dog: "(Barking)"
-Ron: "And you ate a whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that?"
-Baxter The Dog: "(Barking)"
-Ron: "Actually, I'm not even mad. That's amazing. Hmm."
Later That Day... when they all arrive to work...
-Brian: "Oh, that was one crazy party. I am hung over."
-Champ: "I woke up this morning and I shit a squirrel. I mean it, literally. Hell of it is, damn thing's still alive. So I got this shit-covered squirrel down there in the office. Don't kno what to name it."
-Brick: "Oh, I'm sorry, Champ. I think I ate your chocolate squirrel."
-Ed Harken: "Ron, are you paying attention?"
-Ron: "Nope."
-Ed: "Well, this concerns all of us."
-Ron: "Okay."
-Brian: "I mean, come on, Ed! It's bullcrap! Don't get me wrong. I love the ladies. I mean, they rev my engine, but they don't belong in the newsroom!"
-Champ: "It is anchorman, not anchorlady! And that is a scientific fact!"
-Brian: "Uh-huh."
-Brick: "I don't know what we're yelling about!"
After the crew is imformed on how they have a new broadcaster
-Brian: "You're with us, Ron, what do you think?"
-Ron: "She-- sh-- It's terrible! She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!"
-Brian: "Mm-hmm."
-Brick: "Loud noises!"
-Ed: "Alright, everyone relax. She's not gonna take anyone's airtime."
-Brick: "I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation."
-Brian: "Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy."
-Champ: "I will say one thing for her, Ed. She does have a nice big ole behind. I'd like to put some barbecue sauce on that butt and just"
-Ed: "Stop it now."
-Champ: "That behind is driving me loco! I'm like a night wolf. (howling)"
After the crew catches a bite to eat (corn dogs that is)
-Brian: "He's gone soft on us like some schoolboy bitch."
-Champ: "You sound like a gay."
-Wes Mantooth (Vince Vaughn): "Hey, nice clothes, gentlemen. I didn't know the Salvation Army was having a sale. (laughs goofily) Am I right? Am I right? Look at these guys. (laughs goofily)"
-Brick: "Hey! Where did you get those clothes, at the toilet store?"
-Champ: "I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!"
-Wes: "Dorothy Mantooth is a saint do u hear me."
One Of my favorite quotes from the movie
-Brian: "I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up."
-Ron: "What cologne are you gonna go with? London Gentlemen, or-- wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight."
-Brian: "No, she gets a special cologne. It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. Yep, it's made with bits of real panther. So you know it's good."
-Ron: "It's quite pungent."
-Brian: "Oh yeah."
-Ron: "Ooh, it's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils. In a good way."
-Brian: "Yeah."
-Ron: "Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline."
-Brian: "Yep, it's made with bits of real panther. So you know it's good."
-Ron: "It's quite pungent."
-Ron: "It stings the nostrils... in a good way."
-Brian: "They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works everytime."
-Ron: "That doesn't make sense."
-Veronica: "What is that smell? Oh!"
-Brian: "That's the smell of desire, milady."
-Veronica: "God, no, it smells like-- like a used diaper filled with indian food. Oh! Excuse me."
-Brian: "You know, desire smells like that to some people."
-Garth Holiday (Chris Parnell): "What is that? It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair."
-News Station Employee: "Smells like Bigfoot's dick!"
When Brick trys to get Veronica
-Brick: "Cough! Look over here! Excuse me, Veronica."
-Veronica: "Yes, what is it, Brick?"
-Brick: "I would like to extend to you an invitatian to the pants party."
-Veronica: "Excuse me?"
-Brick: "The party. The pants-- with the pants. Party with pants?"
-Veronica: "Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and I'm invites?"
-Brick: "That's it."
-Veronica: "Hmm. Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?"
-Brick: "No-- yes, he did."
-Veronica: "Okay. No, I don't want to go to a party in your pants."
-Brick: "Very well. Ian? Would you like to go to a party in my pants?"
-Stage Manager (Ian Roberts): "No, Brick."
-Brick: "All right. Let's go!"
Haha this is by far the greatest line in movie history
-Ron: "Oh, it's the deep burn! Oh, it's so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting, I did over a thousand. You have your ubulus muscle which connects to the upper dorcinus."
-Ron: "I'm just gonna grab this shirt, if you don't mind. Just watch out for the guns. They'll get you."
-Veronica: "You are pathetic. This has to be the feeblest pickup attempt that I have ever encountered. You know, I expected it from the rest of them, Mr. Burgundy, but not from you."
-Ron: "Wait a minute! I-- puckup attempt? I-- I'm offended. I have very little time to get to the gym, so I have to sculpt my guns at the office."
-Veronica: "Oh, stop calling your arms guns."
-Ron: "Look, my plan was to ask you if I could squire you about town as one professional helping another professional, because I know what it's like to be lonely in a new city."
-Veronica: "Really?"
-Ron: "Yes. But now I am-- I am too hurt. I'm shocked and offended and-- and hurt."
-Veronica: "Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection."
-Ron: "Really? Yes, I do. Um, I'm sorry, it's the-- it's the pleats. It's uh, it's actually a n optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to... the pants store. Oh, this is awkward."
-Ron: "Nothing to look at. Go back to work everyone."
-Ron: "Don't act like you're not impressed."
Simply Called A Whales Vagina
-Ron: "It's a fact. It's the greatest city in the history of mankind. Discovered by the Germans in 1904. They named it San Diago which of course in German means a whale's vagina."
-Veronica: "N-- no, there's no way that's correct."
-Ron: "I'm sorry. I was trying to impress you."
-Veronica: "Oh."
-Ron: "I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't thin anyone knows what it means anybore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago."
-Veronica: "It-- Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?"
-Ron: "No. No."
-Veronica: "No, that's-- that's what it means. Really."
-Ron: "Well, agree to disagree."
-Veronica: "Oh, well, when in Rome."
-Ron: "Yes? Please go on."
-Veronica: "Uh, do as the Romans do? It's an old expression."
-Ron: "Oh! I've never heard of it."
-Veronica: "Oh."
-Ron: "It's wonderful, though."
Whats Love Like Ron
-Ron: "Veronica Corningstone and I had sex and now we are in love! Did I say that loud?"
-Brian: "Yeah, you pretty much yelled it."
-Ron: "Well, I can't help it. It's fantastic."
-Champ: "What's it like, Ron?"
-Ron: "The intimate times? Outta site, my man."
-Brian: "No, the other thing? Love?"
-Brick: "Yeah, what is that?"
-Brian: "I think I was in love once."
-Ron: "Really? What was her name?"
-Brian: "I don't remember."
-Ron: "That's not a good start but-- but, keep going."
-Brian: "She was brazillian or chinese or something wierd. I met her in the bathroom of a K-mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see eachother again."
-Ron: "I'm pretty sure that's not love."
-Brian: "Damnit!"
-Brick: "I love... carpet. I love... desk."
-Ron: "Brick, are you just looking at thinks in he office and saying you love them?"
-Brick: "I love lamp."
-Ron: "Do you really love the lamp, or are you saying it because you saw it?"
-Brick: "I love lamp! I love lamp."
Part II Afternoon Delight
-Ron: "You really wanna know what love is?"
-Champ: "Yeah."
-Ron: "Yes, tell us."
-Brick: "More than anything in tho world, Ron."
-Ron: "Well, it's really quite simple. It's kinda like: (singing) Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight. My motto's always been when it's right, it's right. Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night."
All: "(start singing Afternoon Delight Written by William Danoff)"
-Ron: "You guy's have it, I think."
All: "(singing) Afternoon deright."
-Champ: "I don't know, Ron. That sounds kinda crazy."
-Brian: "Sounds like you have mental problems, man."
-Brick: "Yeah, you have mental problems, man."
-Brian: "Yeah, it really does."
-Brick: "Man."
All: "(singing) Afternoon Delight."
-Champ: "I don't know, Ron. That sounds kinda crazy."
-Brian: "Sounds like you have mental problems, man."
-Brick: "Yeah, you have mental problems, man."
-Brian: "Yeah, it really does."
-Brick: "Man."
That's Quite A Rasberry You Got There Neighbor
-Angry Biker (Jack Black): "What the hell, bro?"
-Ron: "Hello, neighbor."
-Angry Biker: "Did you just throw a burrito out your window, huh?"
-Ron: "I believe I did."
-Angry Biker: "What, are you high or something? Did you see what happened?"
-Ron: "I did see. That was a terrific little spill. That's quite a rasberry."
-Angry Biker: "That's my chopper you just thrashed, Broseph."
-Ron: "Easy, compadre. I'm your friend out here, all right?"
-Angry Biker: "I want you to fix my chopper before I stomp your goofy ass!"
-Ron: "If you want to throw down in fisticuffs, fine. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for you, right here."
-Angry Biker: "You destroyed the onlything I love. All right? There it is. What do you love?"
-Ron: "I love poetry and a glass of Scotch and, of course, my friend Baxter here."
-Angry Biker: "Well, guess what. Now this is happening. (He picks up the dog and carries him to the edge of the bridge)"
-Ron: "Excuse me. Excuse me. What are you doing?"
-Angry Biker: "(He kicks the dog off the brigde into the river) That's how I roll."
Good Line Here I Love this one it's a classic
-Veronica: "Just want you to know if Ron does not show up, I am ready to go on."
-Ed: "Sweetheart, you and I have had this discussion a million times. There's never been a woman anchor."
-Veronica: "Mr. Harken, this city needs it's news."
-Ed: "Oh?"
-Veronica: "And you are gonna deprive them of that because I have breasts, Exquisite breasts?"
-Ed: "Jesus, she is terrifying!"
-Brian: "Fantana."
-Ron: "(Wails uncontrollably)"
-Brian: "Ron, are you okay?"
-Ron: "The man punted Baxter."
-Brian: "Calm down. Breathe, Ron. Breathe."
-Ron: "The man who loved the motorcycle."
-Brian: "What'd the bad man do, Ron?"
-Ron: "The motorcycle on the bridge. I hit him with a burrito."
-Brian: "Ron!"
-Ron: "And he took him with his foot and he kicked him! That's what he did."
-Brian: "Someone punted him?"
-Ron: "Look, wait. Wait, let me say something. (wails uncontrollably)"
-Brian: "Ron, wh-- where are you?"
-Ron: "I'm in a glass case of emotion!"
Later After Veronica Reads The News
-Ron: "I can't believe you did this to me. You read my news!"
-Veronica: "I told you that I wanted to be an anchor. I told you that!"
-Ron: "I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary, 'Veronica had a very funny joke today.' I laugh at it later that night."
-Ron: "Get out! Just go! You-- We are through! Through because of your actions you scorpion woman!"
The Show Down bettween Ron and Veronica
-Ron: "Get out! Just go! You-- We are through! Through because of your actions you scorpion woman!"
-Veronica: "You have way too much pubic hair."
-Ron: "Hmm, actually that's a point of pride. I'm very proud of my mane of pubic hair. So, thank you."
-Veronica: "You have man boobs."
-Ron: "You've got a dirty whorish mouth. That's what you have."
-Ron: "I'm gonna punch you in the ovary. That's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot."
-Veronica: "Ooh, ow."
-Ron: "Right to the baby-maker."
-Veronica: "Ah, jazz flute is for little fairy boys."
-Ron: "Okay, you know what? That's uncalled for. I can't work with this woman."
Part II Of Show Down
-Veronica: "Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby."
-Ron: "I'm not a baby, I am a man! I am an anchorman!"
-Ron: "I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel towel out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."
-Ron: "You are a smelly priate hooker."
-Ron: "Why don't you go back to your home on whore island?"
-Ron: "Ah! Knights of Rolumbus, that hurt!"
Go Fuck Your Self San Diego
-Ron: "Go fuck yourself, San Diego."
-Stage Manager: "(shrieks)"
Ron After he relizes what he said
-Ron: "Oh, great Odin's raven!"
-Garth: "Ron, why did you say that? Why? Why, Ron, why? You're my hero, Ron."
-Ron: "Garth, I--"
-Garth: "You come out with stink like that. Poop! You poop mouth. Get all that poop out of your mouth."
-Ron: "I have nothing left, nothing! I've been reduced to rubble!"
-Ron: "Dont you know, I would never say the word fuck. I would never fucking ever fucking say that! Ever!"
-Ron: "Don't you know I would never say fuck! Fuck!"
When Ron Becomes a Bum
-Ron: "It's so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice."
-Ron: "Skyrockets in flight, afternoon delight. Af-- (rasberry) I make fart noises with my mouth. (rasberry) And I like to cut--"
-Bartender (Danny Trejo): "Hey, nutjob, quit the singing! You're creeping out all the regulars."
-Ron: "I'm expressing my inner anguish through the magesty of song!"
-Bartender: "Now, what the hell is wrong with you?"
-Ron: "I've got no heart! Because a she-devel stole it. And you know what the worst part about it is? She's better than me! She's better than me."
-Bartender: "You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now. And you're gonna have to learn how to deal with that."
-Ed: "Is there a news caster in the building."
-Bar Tender: "Yeah one second."
-Ed: "Ron I would like you to report the news agian."
-Ron: "News Team esemble... news team esemble."
The Bear Pit
-Veronica: "That dirty trick with the Teleprompter, it wasn't--"
-Ron: "Sweet Eli Whitney's nose! It wasn't you, was it? It was Wes Mantooth. Oh, I should have known."
-Veronica: "No, no. No, I did it."
-Ron: "You bitch! "
-Veronica: "Shh!"
-Ron: "Oh, you woke the bears. Why did you do that?"
-Ron: "Oh, no. We woke up the mama."
THE END
Heroes:
My Dad and Cadillac Mac R.I.P
*Casey Mac's Heroes*
Redskins players first: John Riggins, Brian Mitchell, Darrel Green, Chris Cooley, Santana Moss, Mike Sellers, Art Monk, Joe Theisman, Bruce Smith, Lavar Arrington, Marcus Washington, Champ Bailey, Shawn Springs, Jon Jansen, Joe Salave'a, Chris Samules, Clinton Portis, LeMar Marshall, Rock Cartwright, John Hall...sike sorry buddy, Sean Taylor, and of course Joe Gibbs! Most of these players obviously dont play 4 theme but they did at some point in the career!
Now the Red Sox Players: Jason Varitek, Curt Schilling (bloody sock), David Ortiz, Manny Ramirez, Ted Williams, Babe Ruth, Johnny Damon before he went to the Yankees, Trot Nixon and Tim Wakefield!
And all the others: Vince Young (Longhorns Nation Champs 06'), Reggie Bush, Ray Lewis, Johnny Unitas, The "Fridge", Randy Moss, Tom Brady, Teddy Bruski, Barry Sanders, Walter Peyton, Chad Johnson, Joe Montana, Jerry Rice, Bo Jackson, Steve Young, Reggie White, Corey Dillon, Asante Samuel, Michael Jordan and last but not least Lebron James!
