this is how some may describe me..
('Rosie Baldwin' by Miss Hattie Ball)
Picking holes in pretty people, loving tiramisu, dreading cleaning out her animals,
releasing all her inhibitions and seizing the frivolity of her youth by dancing recklessly with her partner in crime in posh kitchens with stolen speakers,
calculating the time of day in which “debs†is at her busiest, in order to avoid any awkward conversations involving her rocky marriage or her 19 hour drive to Spain and every trivial misdemeanour attached to it.
Finding hilarity in others misfortunes and her own.
Cutting a fringe and instantaneously regretting it,
being a deep thinker NOT a depressive,
getting a discount on quality peacocks items,
resenting others who mimic her signature peacock style,
finding emma halstead hilarious, THE PLAY METAMORPHOSIS,
“whose line is it anyway?†american only,
being indecisive about earrings,
being deemed a “Trojan slutâ€
stealing beth hanans stars from the sticker star chart
flirting with the vixen that is miss muggleston.
Getting kicks from riding bert. tim burton and everything he touches.
Bangs absolute rubbish adaptation of the piano duet. Avoiding putting on a talent show at all costs, long hair, Patrick wolf and his one hair extension,
managing to look pretty even in her toggle chewed nike hoodie.
Going charity shop shopping with emma halstead and watching emma make the biggest fashion “faux pas†of her life.
Liking becoming jane and hating save the last dance,
getting free cups of tea in cost,
imitating fog horns in reg,
becoming the living dead on the 31st,
playing twister in tom pooles car,
outside watching the capulets play through dirty pub windows,
quoting josh Amesbury,
strong willed german men, Anastasia, a little princess, and pie jesus on a regular basis,
dressing up and staying in...(by emma halstead)
...this is an accurate account of what i spend most of my time doing
