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About Me

I WAS BORN ON A WAR TORN PLANET CALLED NIWAR, I HAVE BEEN SENT HERE UNDER THE NAME OF DEXTER, A RELATABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY NAME, WHY BECAUSE MANY THINK OF DEXTER'S LAB WHEN THEY SAY IT A HARMLESS CHILDREN'S TELEVISION SHOW. SINCE MY IMPLANTATION I HAVE SLOWLY PUT MY PLAN INTO ACTION TO TAKING OVER THE WORLD, BY INTEGRATING MY NAME INTO EVERY PLACE I'VE BEEN TO OR HEARD OF. PIERRE SOUTH DAKOTA, DEXTER ROAD IN ALAMOGORDO NEW MEXICO. BUT THAT WAS TOO SLOW SO I HAD TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD FASTER, YES THAT'S RIGHT I USED THE TELEVISION, I TOOK OVER DEXTER'S LAB AND RERAN IT ON CARTOON NETWORK EVERY NIGHT AT 1:12, 12:37 AND 2:57 A.M. (THE TIMES WHEN PEOPLE WAKE UP FROM HIBERNATION) THEN DEXTER SHOES WERE MADE AND THEN COX COMMUNICATION, COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT, IN 23 YEARS THE NAME DEXTER COX WILL BECOME A HOUSEHOLD NAME, AND THEN, THEN I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!! WHY BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY ONE DEXTER, AND IT IS ME, THERE IS NO OTHER DEXTER, THERE IS BUT ONE, AND ALL THE OTHER DEXTER'S ARE FALSE BECAUSE I AM THE TRUE DEXTER, THE ALL POWERFUL, UNSTOPPABLE, OUT OF BREATH, DEXTER THE ONE AND ONLY DEXTER. NAW I'M JUST KIDDING, I'M A PRETTY OKAY KID, AND I DON'T PLAN ON RULING THE WORLD. AT LEAST THAT'S THE OFFICIAL STORY HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!! cough! gag!! HAHAHHAHAH!! (???_) PEACE EASY. ..

My Interests

Power Rangers! Ruling the World for Dummies vol 2, superdudes, jupiter, chocolate milk, spray cheese, magic popsicles, and jumping cans of air.

I'd like to meet:

Stan Lee, Jackie Chan, Jet Li, The original members of the Power Rangers Cast(Rest in Peace Thuy) The beetleborgs, not the actors the beetleborgs, and jimmy. ..

Music:

All kinds, it just depends on my mood, I may not like it at all, until a certain day, and then I like it from them on.. width=

Movies:

Action, Comedy, Horror, Thriller, Slasher, Drama, even documentaries, I like em' all.

Television:

POWER RANGERS!!!! Cartoons(fairly odd parents justice league, teen titans Spongebob TMNT) Drama Nip/tuck The shield, All the degrassis', comedies(SNL, MADTV, COMICVIEW, Dave Chapelle,) Action, Horror, true life story tellings. ideas of multiple perpatuities of interdimensional travel based on the idealogical notions of cold fusion, and perpetual energy!! Oh yeah!! (Sounds smart don't it?) .. width=

Books:

Good night moon (the best book/storytimebook ever) If you give a mouse a cookie(first book report) The giving tree, A light in the attic, where the sidewalk ends, the cat in the hat, green eggs and ham,

Heroes:

Power rangers, (You know) and anyone who helps others in a positive way, that's right ladies the D-man is Sensitive.....

My Blog

Time of Need

Time Of Need You're in the hallway, 2 A.M. I see you standing thereBut I... couldn't make a peep.I saw the pain streaming down your faceAll I could wonder is whywhat caused that pain on your fa...
Posted by Dexter on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 03:32:00 PST

it's called my world

MY WORLD He runs back and forth Careful not to get too close As the tide pushes forward He falls back The sand in between his little toes begins to build Watching him from a close dist...
Posted by Dexter on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 03:14:00 PST

Remember, I wrote this but I don't know for who

REMEMBER I miss you I loved you I'm sorry I never let you know I'm hurting I'm wishing That This pain I feel, wasn't real When you smiled You lit up my world You knew me better ...
Posted by Dexter on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 03:10:00 PST

Bathroom frisk

I went to the bathroomI know what a riskwhen what did I findbut a bathroom frisk all for oneand one for allassumed the position on that granite wall Do you any tv'sCD'smp3'sAtariPs2 wait a minute I'm ...
Posted by Dexter on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 06:17:00 PST

DAMN IT, I WANT A TROPHY OR SOME PLATNIUM

I WAS THINKING TO MYSELF, I SAID "SELF, YOU HAVE A LOT OF PAPERS, AND MANY OF THOSE ARE OF GRADUATIONS, KINDERGARTEN, EIGHTH GRADE, HIGH SCHOOL, AND I GOT TO THINKING, THAT WAS A LOT OF YEARS, I WANT ...
Posted by Dexter on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 04:37:00 PST

You know you're from New Mexico when...

You Know You're From New Mexico When... You buy salsa by the gallon. You are still using the paper license tag that came with your car five years ago. Your favorite restaurant has a chile list i...
Posted by Dexter on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:58:00 PST

S.A.T Suck Ass Test

From day 1 we are told to be unique, then what do "they" do, as soon as we're old enough to write, hit us with standardized tests. What's the worst of them all the SAT of course, it's like sayin...
Posted by Dexter on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 12:17:00 PST

sticks and stones my ass!!

what the heck are people talking about that sticks and stones can break your bones, but words can never hurt them. Words can crush them. Here are some words that might just end up hurting you. ...
Posted by Dexter on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 05:39:00 PST

How do you know

If my friends think of me and smile, then I know I've led a good life.
Posted by Dexter on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 06:11:00 PST

How do you know

If my friends think of me and smile, then I know I've led a good life.
Posted by Dexter on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 06:11:00 PST