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Originally from Oxford UK, now SINGLE and happily living in Austin, Texas, lead singer for Austin Prog-Metallers MEYVN (Click the banner above to go straight to the bands Myspace Page)
Guess I'll fill in some info for kicks and grins....after leaving Oxford I headed off to Coventry Poly where I narrowly squeaked a degree despite numerous days spent goofing off trying to recover from hangovers induced at either the Poly Rock Soc nights (which I DJ'd at for several years in the early 90's) or getting completely trashed at the Colin Campbell(Coventry), Edwards #8 or XL's (Birmingham), The Highwayman (Staffs) or the legendary Rock City (Notts).
In 1995 I packed up everything and moved out here to Texas. I used to race Jetskiis with the Outlaws from Austin and won a Texas State Offshore Endurance title back in 2000. I now play golf and am completely addicted..go ahead laugh but I bet I'm drunker than you at 9am on a Sunday morning when I'm out on the course...(10.4 handicap).
I can throw up 1/2 a pint into a 1/2 pint pot with no spillage (brownie points if you can guess the name of the movie that came from). I enjoy competition fart lighting, the craps tables at Caesar's Palace and watching small children smell sour milk. Please don't quote Monty Python to me, I probably know it better than you do and unless you're English it sounds retarded. Eddie Izzard is my Hero and Lemmy is God...nuff said.Oh yes and I'm SINGLE...and it would be nice to find someone to help me NOT be..:)