I really need my own TV show. I don't know what it would be about, but it would be funny. People laugh at me all the time. At parties, at home, behind my back, in the bedroom...
You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming.
The Muppet Personality Test
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Phil
Birthday: February 21
Birthplace: Bradenton, FL
Current Location: Raleigh, NC
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sneakers from Payless
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Penguins
Your Perfect Pizza: everything but mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Move to Canada
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "what?"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Holy crap, its 2 pm!
Your Best Physical Feature: goatee
Your Bedtime: 3 am
Your Most Missed Memory: If its a missed memory, how can I remember it?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Jack in the Box
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Not tobacco
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: Sometimes
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Is this a proposal?
Do you belive in yourself: No, I'm a figment of my imagination.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yeah, I'm hot as hell
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, especially the blue guy. Wait, I thought you said Thundercats.
Do you play an Instrument: Does the skin flute count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes, if you mean marijuana.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Is pot as a drug?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Does watching Quantum Leap while eating Cheetos count as a date?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but could go for some right now.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, in a way.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Surprisingly no
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Explode from overeating like Mr. Creosote
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't remember, but it sure as hell wasn't this.
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Plaid
Favourite Hair Color: Clear
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Not tall
Weight: Not fat
Best Clothing Style: None
Number of Drugs I have taken: 433 (includes prescription drugs and aspirin)
Number of CDs I own: not as many as I used to
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 63
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