Unfortunately nothing healthy. It seems all things that deplete my health and or wealth are pleasing to my palette. I just want to eat, drink and be merry. Well... eat, drink and mary brings a couple of friends along, that's more my style. I have no shame in my game.
Lighten up, Francis.
I'd like to meet:
Here's a story for ya... When I was in second grade I brought 7 candy bars to school with me, sat down at my desk and ate all seven in a row. My teacher came over and scolded me. She said, "You know you shouldn't eat all those candy bars, it's not healthy for you." I told her that my grandfather lived to 107 years old. She replied, "Oh yeah, did he eat seven candy bars a day?"
No, I replied, he minded his fucking business!
Music:
I want candy, bubblegum and taffy.
Skip to the sweet shop with my girlfriend, Sandy.
Got my pennies saved. so I'm a sugar daddy.
I'm her Hume Cronyn, she my Jessica Tandy.
I want candy!
I need candy, any kind will do
Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved.
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze,
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
To use a giant drill bore straight into hell
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth and get resituated
And hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants has created.
Movies:
I am a Star Wars nerd. All Kevin Smith films ( I model my whole life around Jay and Silent Bob...I'm a smooth pimp who llllllloves the pussy, and tubby here is my black man servant.) Honorable mention, Office Space, Team America, Caddy Shack, Stripes, Animal House, Scarface... my brain has stopped working.
Television:
Not the fan of network TV, usually watching some nerdy shit late at night on PBS, Discovery, Science Channel, Animal Planet etc. Huge fan of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy and various other Adult Swim shows tickle my fancy.
Books:
I graduted college without reading a book. I can't even make it through "cliff notes".
Heroes:
Pepe le Pew. He chases the pussy then catches it and holds it and kisses it and loves it.
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