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About Me

Hello, my name is Tiffany and I'm a sinner.
Fair warning: I'm not everyone's cup of tea.
However, if you give me the chance, I'll be well worth your time.
I'm very intelligent, despite how I act sometimes.
I love being a woman, but I'm NOT a girly girl.
Air band is one of my pasttimes.
I love laughing and making others laugh.
My family is my heart, my world, my everything.
Graceful is not a word most would use to describe me.
I'm probably one of the most sarcastic people you'll ever meet.
And ridiculously perverted.
People have a tendency to call me weird.
I will give you my all and have a big heart, but break it or take advantage and I'll be out with a vendetta.
Hollywood is my second home.
Pescetarian.
When I say I don't care what you think of me, it's not an act.
I am a firm believer in Christ. If you honestly have a problem with that, don't talk to me. I'm not looking for a religious debate.
Three things I love: movies, old cars, and dogs.
That's all for now.
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Megan Meier

If you haven’t heard the story about Megan Meier, google it. I just heard about it and it honestly made me want to throw up. If nothing can be done about Lori Drew, hopefully she wil...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:59:00 GMT

Grrrr...

Ok I don't want to sound like a Negative Nancy but there has been some shit that has been royally pissing me off lately:Attention whoresNot having any moneyPeople who think how much you can drink and ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:16:00 GMT

My name is HENNIFER LOPEZ.

F i r s t sFirst best friend: Sherry ApatFirst kiss on the lips: Brett KozeluhFirst funeral: My "uncle" (he divorced my aunt) ChrisFirst pets: A rotweiler, bird, and a bunnyFirst true lust: lust? pssh...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 23:35:00 GMT

SOOOO fucking true.

Guys. Read this. Learn it. Live it. Make love to it. 1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot.2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.3. If you don't ac...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 23:33:00 GMT

Watch this Dane Cook clip. FUCKING HILARIOUS.

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Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 19:10:00 GMT

27 Ways to Make a Girl Smile

How adorable is this? 1 . Tell her she is beautiful, not hott, fine or sexy.2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second.3 . Kiss her on the forehead.4 . Leave her voice messag...
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 15:53:00 GMT

UPCOMING BY DESIGN SHOW

By DesignMay, 27 2006 at Hogue Barmichaels with STORY TOLD,THORNLAKE, AND MORE 3950 Campus Drive, Newport Beach, CA 92658Cost: 10$By Design w/ Thornlake and Story Told More TBAhttp://www.myspace.com/b...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 07:45:00 GMT

BY DESIGN, MOTHAFUCKAS! YO CHECK IT!

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Posted by on Wed, 03 May 2006 15:15:00 GMT

ANAL SEX AND PARIS HILTON.

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Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 18:10:00 GMT

Whatthefuckever.

10 FAVORITESFavorite color: redFavorite Food: anything italianFavorite month: either may or augustFavorite Song: "Ball and Chain" by Social Distortion or "Badfish" by SublimeFavorite Movie: Pulp Ficti...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 22:01:00 GMT