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how do i handle haters?? the same way i handle a hard-on. i grab hold and shake 'em until something good comes out of it. the lesson today kids: dont be haters (otherwise my arms gonna get more tired than it usually is)FUCK A STRUEDAL!!!!!! TOO OFTEN WE LOSE SIGHT OF LIFE'S SIMPLE PLEASURES. REMEMBER, WHEN SOMEONE ANNOYS YOU, IT TAKES 42 MUSCLES IN YOUR FACE TO FROWN, BUT, IT ONLY TAKES 4 MUSCLES TO EXTEND YOUR ARM AND BITCH SLAP THAT MOTHERFUCKER UPSIDE THE HEAD
You Are 54% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?
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LISA QUOTES: "IF MY BOOBS START LEAKING AND I'M NOT PREGNANT, IM CALLING SOMEBODY" "WE CANT HAVE HOT, WILD MONKEY SEX WITH YOUR BED SQUEEKING LIKE THIS" "I DONT THINK I CAN TREAT YOUR LEG LIKE A PENIS" "I HOPE I CAN TAKE IT ALL IN" "WE COULD HAVE SEX IN THE LAUNDRYMAT" "I SHOULD PLAY WITH THESE MORE OFTEN. THEY ARE LIKE STRESS BALLS" "I DIDN'T GO DOWN FAR ENOUGH"

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