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HELLO! MY NAME IS DARREN, I'M 20 AND LIVE IN CORBY! IM A HUGE MANCHESTER UNITED SUPPORTER...IF U DIDN'T ALREADY GUESS!! I ALSO SUPPORT MY "NEAR HOME TOWN CLUB" RUSHDEN & DIAMONDS TOO!
I HAVE JUST BEEN TO LONDON ON A PRINGLES COMPETITION WINNERS WEEKEND WHERE WE GOT TO MEET FREDDI LJUNDBERG, ROBBIE KEANE, ARJEN ROBBEN AND ROBERTO CARLOS! ASWELL AS TAKE PART IN A 5-A-SIDE WORLD CUP TOURNAMENT AT BISHAM ABBEY SPORTS CENTRE WHERE MY TEAM GOT TO THE SEMI FINALS, BUT GOT BEAT 3-0 AND I LIMPED OFF INJURED! I HAVE PICTURES OF THIS BEST WEEKEND OF MY LIFE ON HERE..VIEW THEM!
LOST! "oh my god !" said Marian , "I forgot to tell darren where I live! I hope he can find the way!" But it was too late. Darren was already lost deep in the gigantic forest. "What do I do?" Darren questioned out-loud. But only a monkey on a stump nearby seemed to answer. It made a loud zoink and Darren farted . It was growing dark, and Marian was growing scared. When all of a sudden, from behind a tree came a sound like cats wanking ! It was the giraffe that lived under Marian 's porch eating its cabbage ! Darren cleverly decided to follow the giraffe back home. Later, Darren said, "If it wasn't for the giraffe , I would still be shaggin around in the woods!".
RESCUE AT SEA Darren and Marian were taking a ship from New York City to Africa for their summer vacation. While they were playing cards one night, a banging storm rocked the boat for hours. Darren hit his head and fell overboard! " Woops!! " cried Marian . But Darren was sinking! How ever would he/she survive? Darren woke up suddenly and saw water and octopuses all around. "How scary!" he/she thought. Darren needed to breathe, but was too far from the surface. His ear was caught in seaweed! Just then, a shark quickly came to the rescue! The shark took Darren in its mouth and pulled him up for air. It made a rahhh and swam away. "That amazing creature saved your life!" shouted Marian as 23 sailors threw Darren a life saving biscuit .
You know I - thug em, fuck em, love em, leave em Cause I don't fuckin need em Take em out the hood, keep em lookin good But I don't fuckin feed em First time they fuss I'm breezin Talkin bout, "What's the reasons?" I'm a pimp in every sense of the word, bitch Better trust than believe em In the cut where I keep em til I need a nut, til I need to beat the guts Then it's, beep beep and I'm pickin em up Let em play with the dick in the truck Many chicks wanna put Jigga fist in cuffs Divorce him and split his bucks Just because you got good head, I'ma break bread so you can be livin it up? Shit I.. parts with nothin, y'all be frontin Me give my heart to a woman? Not for nothin, never happen I'll be forever mackin Heart cold as assassins, I got no passion I got no patience And I hate waitin.. Hoe get yo' ass in And let's RI-I-I-I-I-IDE.. check em out now RI-I-I-I-I-IDE, yeah And let's RI-I-I-I-I-IDE.. check em out now RI-I-I-I-I-IDE, yeah
The doctor said I need about three weeks of recovery but the nurses is lovin me Sayin the best part of the day is my half Feedin me breakfast, and givin me a sponge bath Niggaz say I died dead in the streets Nigga I'm gettin high, gettin head on the beach Chillin, sittin on about half a million With all my niggaz, all my guns, all my women Next two years, I should see about a billion All for the love of drug dealin
Dead, Dead, Dead Someday you'll be dead. Dead, Dead, Dead Someday we'll all be dead.
The minute we're born we start dying We die a little more every day Young or old Rich or poor There's nothing we can do to stop it So look long at that Christmas tree It may be the last one that you see. Decorate your house in green and red `Cause someday you'll be dead.
Dead, Dead, Dead Someday you'll be dead Dead, Dead, Dead Someday we'll all be dead
It might happen in a couple months Or 50 years from now But no matter when it happens It will seem too soon to you. So be sure on Christmas Eve When you snuggle into bed That you thank God for your family `Cause someday they'll be dead.
Dead, Dead, Dead Someday they'll be dead Dead, Dead, Dead Someday we'll all be dead
Who knows how many Christmases are left in their short life? Nobody knows, that my point, Enjoy them while you can. And so on Christmas morning Let good tidings fill your head. What a festive season
Someday you'll be dead. Dead, Dead, Dead Someday we'll be dead Dead, Dead, Dead Everyone you know, dead
A Very Merry Christmas to you Dead, Dead, Dead.
Merry Christmas Everybody
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YOU ARE MY SOLSKJAER
MY OLE SOLSKJAER
YOU MAKE ME HAPPY WHEN SKIES ARE GREY
COS ALAN SHEARER WAS FUCKIN' DEARER
PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY SOLSKJAER AWAY
ROY KEANE'S FUCKING MAGIC
HE WEARS A MAGIC HAT
AND WHEN HE SAW OLD TRAFFORD
HE SAID I FANCY THAT
THE REST ALL TRIED TO SIGN HIM
BUT HE CHOSE THE RED & WHITE
WHAT WERE FAMOUS MAN UNITED
COS WE'RE FUCKING DYNAMITE
RYAN GIGGS, RYAN GIGGS RUNNING DOWN THE WING
RYAN GIGGS, RYAN GIGGS RUNNING DOWN THE WING
FEARED BY THE BLUES
LOVED BY THE REDS
RYAN GIGGS, RYAN GIGGS, RYAN GIGGS!
GARY NEVILLE IS A RED, IS A RED, IS A RED
GARY NEVILLE IS A RED
HE HATES SCOUSERS
ANDY COLE, ANDY COLE, ANDY ANDY COLE
HE GETS THE BALL, HE SCORES A GOAL
ANDY, ANDY COLE
WHAT A GOAL! WHAT A GOAL!
FROM ANDY, ANDY COLE
GIVE HIM THE BALL, HE'LL SCORE A GOAL
ANDY, ANDY COLE!!
U-N-I-T-E-D
UNITED ARE THE TEAM FOR ME
WITH A NICK NACK PADDY WACK
GIVE A DOG A BONE
WHY DON'T CITY FUCK OFF HOME
IN THE TOWN WHERE I WAS BORN
THERES A TEAM WE ALL ADORE
BUT THERE'S A TEAM THATS FUCKING SHITE
AND THEY PLAY IN BLUE WHITE
CITY'S GOING DOWN LIKE A RUSSIAN SUBMARINE
A RUSSIAN SUBMARINE
A RUSSIAN SUBMARINE
YOU'RE EVERYWHERE AND NOWHERE BABY
THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE AT
GOING DOWN A BUMPY HILLSIDE
IN YA HIPPY HAT
RIDING ACROSS THE COUNTRY
AND GETTING FAT
SAYING EVERYTHING IS GROOVY
WHEN YOUR TYRES ARE FLAT
HI HO RUSHDEN AND DIAMONDS
EVERYWHERE YOU GO NOW BABY
I SEE YOUR SUN IS SHINNING
BUT I DON'T MAKE A FUSS
THOUGH IT'S OBVIOUS
GO RUSHDEN, GO RUSHDEN!
BUSBY BABES THEY ALWAYS MAKE ME CRY
THINKING BOUT THE TEARS OF YEARS GONE BY
CHARLTON, EDWARDS, LAW AND GEORGIE BEST
WE'RE UNITED YOU CAN KEEP THE REST!
Scotch Pie, Current Bun, Come on Corby give us one!
Scotch Pie, Irn Bru, Come on Corby give us two!
Scotch Pie, Cup of tea, Come on Corby give us three!
Scotch Pie, Eat em raw, Come on Corby give us four!
Scotch Pie, Cheese and Chive, Come on Corby give us five!
Scotch Pie, Chocie Bix, Come on Corby give us six!
Scotch Pie, We're in heaven, Come on Corby give us seven!
Scotch Pie, Masturbate, Come on Corby give us eight!
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