I'd like to meet:
Anyone who has one, any or all of the following: charm, daring, piercings, effortless glamor, distain for unrelenting data entry, velvet anything, tattoos, pinstriped anything, a sweet ass, self awareness, even just fragments of clarity, a passionate understanding of the brilliance of Chinese dumplings, a distinct lack of five year plan, an alter ego, reluctance to be excited about brand name credibility, black speedos or the tan lines that go with them.