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I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Hi, my name is Avi. I'm a musicoholic and I love too much.You have to take me seriously, I only speak the truth.I am the one they revere, I am the son of god, I am incharge of Charles Manson's diet, I take care of four hundred orphaned mosquitos, I raise man eating pigs to dispose of my enemies, I make sure the toilet seat is down after I pee, I truly love most people, I am the inventor of the spife (half spoon, half knife), I craft the most beautiful sculptures out of my boogers, I rock sunglasses better than Paris Hilton, Angelina Jolie, Lenny Kravitz, Johnny Depp and Jackie O combined, I love cheese, I love to read on the toilet, Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" is my guilty pleasure and I am always glorious in every way...Don't hurt the monkey!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Entities with the brain-power to understand that under the pseudo-funny, sarcastic exterior there is a person inside who does want to be normal (?) just like everyone else even though I believe that normalcy exists only in the minds of the abnormal, thereby making the abnormal entities the normal ones. I'd also like the people I meet to have a capacity for higher brain functuions like logic and the ability to carry a conversation, take a joke, not be afraid of being themselves, not act like brown-nosing dip-shits when they are in some group/organisation/people/circle of friends around whom the person who is being described does not really fit in and be totally real.... You dig?