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Assonance is Assinine

About Me

So I decided that my page looked incredibly garish, and I'm starting again from scratch. This whole section might be empty for a while until I figure out what to put here.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Whomever has the inclination to chat with me, and is not an advertising bot, or a bad band.

My Blog

Someone insisted I write in this blog...

My work study at ACCO is coming to an end. The ACCOloids are throwing me a goodbye lunch at Champs. It's been quite awesome really.So... catching up on a few things... briefly dated someone from Bourb...
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 11:04:00 GMT

quiz for the bored

1. My uncle once: was so adept at karate he could kill you with a single strike. that is, I'm not SURE about that, but he WAS a black belt.2. Never in my life: have I seen a solar eclipse. fucking tea...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 13:25:00 GMT

Space blimps!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_blimp read it and weep. yeah, someone's trying to send a blimp into space, because it's more cost efficient to transport supplies via blimp than rocket (obviously)...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 06:08:00 GMT

This is pretty darned clever. Read

Came across an article today in a forum;ArticleFictional as it likely is, I think the author has quite a few interesting ideas. You have to read it all though. It'll probably take you a good fifteen m...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 13:57:00 GMT

Why cant those assholes in the library turn their cells off!?

Five minutes to my first physical anthropology class. Thought I'd write me a blog. Two library frequenters at CLC inspire the greatest fury in me; 1. The big group of black guys who insist on listenin...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 13:52:00 GMT

Take the Faith vs Reason survey!

Alright; explanation. I forgot my flash drive. So instead of saving my file, I'm reduced to copying it to an intermediary location. However, as this survey is here, feel free to help me out and take i...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Apr 2005 08:48:00 GMT

BECKY!!!!!

Some day, this woman will be a doctor. For now, she's simply my best mate ever, and now shes got a myspace! Beckster, I often worried that you'd eventually come to forget me and move on to ...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Apr 2005 11:30:00 GMT

As incredible as it may seem...

it seems Im going to need to develop a strong opinion about something controversial. My persuasive speech is coming up and though there are probably a lot of issues which I could talk about, I dont re...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Apr 2005 07:55:00 GMT

My wireless network is being troublesome

For reasons unbeknownst to me, my computer seems to be the only one in the house not recieving an internet signal from our trusty router. Therefore, since I detest having to use my brother's superior ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Apr 2005 21:27:00 GMT

Never be decieved into thinking your opinions matter

So Im starting to get into A Perfect Circle, which means I'm also going to have to take a look at Maynard's OTHER band, Tool. In the meantime, I recommend everyone listen to "Counting Bodies Like Shee...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Mar 2005 08:26:00 GMT