Negative vibesThe clouds errupted, the sky took on a jaundiced colour, armageddon had arrived.the 4 horsemen rode up on the meanest turquise beasty horses you have ever seen, pink stirrups and matching shoes to boot.
Death was humming a bee gees tune, getting all the harmonies wrong, and trying to do the finger pointing moves, what a dick,
it wasn't very flattering to say the least. The rest of them were killing people at random, animals too, although they left the panda's, pandas are cool.
The angels were flying around naked, wailing and hissing, and dropping off loads of golden nuggets
as apparently angels do. God himself was strutting around basking in his own glory, like Bono, smug bastard that he is. Satan was
high as a kite pissing himself laughing at all the woe and misery, he had tears of joy all over his asbestos covered face (evil, boo!).
All people could do was scream and flay, hamming up all the lines and the atmosphere. Santa was
in the background mounting his reigndeer, they didn't seem too happy about that. And then they started the roll call.
It was a bit of a shit day.the end.
My Interests
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All my heroes are dead and gone, and have been replaced by robots.
