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Miguel Baines

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About Me


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Basics
Full Name Miguel "Butch" Baines
Birthday 10-31
Birth Place Ayahuaca
Currently Living Cartagena
If you had super powers...
Invisbility or Super Speed? both could get me killed, but invisibility less so, and has more possibilities.
Control Weather or Read Minds? Can sorta read minds already, so I'll take the weather by default
Super Strength or Flight? frigid temps are bad for the ballz and im afraid of heights, so I'll take super strength
Would you be good or evil? Evil with good intentions ; )
Secrets
Have you ever...Worn dirty undies? You should try it sometime - Its the COOLEST!!
....Stolen from a friend? never.
....Done drugs? PSHH!!
....What kind? the question really becomes: what KINDS
....Been arrested? yes, it was a misdemeanor and happened in 5th grade (charges were dropped)
....Been almost arrested? (See Above)
The Future
Wanna get married? The question really becomes: who can you trust?
To me? who dat
Have kids? have to find a woman with an adequate pelvic brim
How many? as many as she can provide adequate milk for
Dream job? philanthropist
Deeper Thoughts
Was highschool your worst or best years? whats that
What is the most beautiful thing to you? the sounds that come from a woman
What's the ugliest? the sounds that come from my descending colon
What's your best quality? my ability to remember
Your worst? my inability to forget
Would you die for the one you love? of course, and even the ones I'm kinda 'blah' about
Last one - Are you really happy? En tout pays, il y a une lieue de mauvais chemins.
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My Interests

..Good Literature, Reddish Sunsets, Walks On The Beach, Boracay, Bloody-Delicious USDA-Prime-New-York-Strips, .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..The New York Knickerbockers, Symmetrical Features, Whiskey Distilling Techniques, Gang Signs, Blondes, Super Saiyans, Soft-Ripened Cheeses, Isolation Tanks, Cored Pineapples, Transcendental Meditation, Deepsea Fishing, Brunettes, Finding The Perfect Holiday Tree, Choir, K-1 And Pride Fighting, Neurocranial Restructuring, ..Cosmetic/Neuromuscular Dentistry, Asymmetryical Features, Corneal Transplants, Trichocerus Peruvianus, Trichocerus Pachanoi, Lophophora Williamsii, Amblyopia, Public Speaking, Desert Dwellings, Sleep Studies, Redheads, Effects Of Climate On Testicular Function, Seinfeld, How To Undo Heavy Metal Poisoning, Long Distance Runners, Horseback Riding, Male-Female Language Use In Computer Dyadic Interactions, Albinos, Small Dogs, Gene Therapy, Temaki Rolls, Liver Detoxification, And Much More!.. .. .. .... Ah, The GOOD Ol' Days...

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

Breathless, Pale Saints, The Smiths, Red House Painters, Slowdive, Erasure, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, U2, The Cure, Alphaville, Naked Eyes, Delays, Foreigner, Tears For Fears, Crowded House, Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark, The Magnetic Fields, Japan, Joy Division, The Fall, New Order, Doves, Modern English, Morrissey, Ramones, Billy Idol, Damien Jurado, Death Cab For Cutie, Highwater Rising, London Suede, Colin Newman, Happy Mondays, INXS, The Postal Service, Floater, The Sea And Cake, Gary Numan, The Psychedelic Furs, Radiohead, Rubyhorse, Black Crowes, The Clientele, Cocteau Twins, Mazzy Star, Portishead, Maria McKee, Carla Werner, Bush, Ffa Coffi Pawb, Bauhaus, The White Stripes, Guns N' Roses, Steve Vai, Hendrix, By The End Of Tonight, The Loot, The Pandamonium, Paul Oakenfold, John Digweed, Daft Punk, Thievery Corporation, Kruder & Dorfmeister, Kosheen, Everything But The Girl, FC/Kahuna, LTJ Bukem, Carl Cox, DJ Beej, Lamb, Way Out West, Gus Gus, Prodigy, Speedy J, The Vanisher, Luomo, Bjork, Theo Parrish, Massive Attack, Peace Orchestra, Populous, Future Sound Of London, The Crystal Method, Moby, Saint Etienne, Alice Deejay, Notorious B.I.G., 2pac, RZA, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Tony Touch, Black Star, Jedi Mind Tricks, Black Market Militia, Hieroglyphics, Dilated Peoples, Mobb Deep, Lil' Jon/Eastside Boyz, Ying Yang Twins

Movies:

.. Say 'Hello' to my little friend - He's one heavy son' bitch! ..From Here To Eternity, Vertigo, Rebel Without A Cause, Apocalypse Now, The Wizard of Oz, Citizen Kane, The Godfather, On The Waterfront, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Schindler's List, A Streetcar Named Desire, The Outsiders, Fargo, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, Heat, Collateral, Grosse Point Blank, Forrest Gump, 25th Hour, Groundhog Day, Animal House, The Jerk, Dumb And Dumber, Old School, There's Something About Mary.....

Television:


You are: A Weirdo~potentially mind stoned. You are weird, like Michael Jackson, and
potentially mind-stoned and spacy. Maybe you
were stepped on as a child, or maybe you've
just done too much croch-grabbing to be
healthy, but here you are and good for you.
Look on the bright side--at least you're
original!

How's your sanity?
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My Blog

Persian Fireworks Display - August 22

Several weeks ago, Iran's Thug-In-Chief, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, responded to the EUs and Americas proposal to cease Irans march towards nuclear weapons. His response?  He said it will come on Augus...
Posted by Miguel Baines on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 10:59:00 PST

Jihadi-Mania

"Soldiers kill. Terrorists kill. Modern Jihadis lap the blood." Remember the assassination of Jordanian PM Wasfi al-Tell by Palestinian Jihadis (in retaliation for Black September): "Five shots, fired...
Posted by Miguel Baines on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 10:24:00 PST

Quantum Quackery

By Steven Novella MD About 100 years ago, radioactivity was new and fantastical, and, as with all new discoveries, the charlatans were there. For the next half century, until banned by the FDA, radioa...
Posted by Miguel Baines on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 12:06:00 PST

Smart like Dan Brown..

I don't have a problem with people attacking Christianity.  But if you're going to do it, at least do it with some class like Dan Brown. At least Brown took advantage of people's i...
Posted by Miguel Baines on Sun, 28 May 2006 11:46:00 PST

The Second Beast and The Evidence

The identity of the 2nd beast is towards the middle of this entry.  First, is some review on the 1st beast: Notice the connection between the 2nd beast in Rev 13 and the beast in Rev 1...
Posted by Miguel Baines on Fri, 19 May 2006 12:33:00 PST

Silly Pagan...

Tricks are for kids! I hope you learned a valuable lesson Paulie.  All that time you were bitching and moaning about the 'Christian' atrocities perpetrated by the Roman Papacy, you were actually ...
Posted by Miguel Baines on Thu, 11 May 2006 10:39:00 PST

Dearest Pussy

PAULIE: "THE GERMANS ARE ORIGINALLY FROM MARS Where did you get your stupid bullshit about pagans believing that? Did you make that shit up? I guess youre the real jester, oh I meant FOOL. Why would ...
Posted by Miguel Baines on Mon, 08 May 2006 11:59:00 PST

Reality

Read the following two interpretations of the current state of affairs in our country, and see if you can tell who's lost his grip on reality: Bobby Black: yes miguel, pot has gotten to my head-...
Posted by Miguel Baines on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:37:00 PST

I'm certainly no "Holy-Roller".....BUT

 in the hopes of settling the great debate over what the Framers intentions for this country were when they drafted the Constitution, etc., I think it would be a good idea to analyze a Supre...
Posted by Miguel Baines on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 09:54:00 PST

I GOTSTA GET HIGH! SO HIGH!

Pot chemicals mimic the actions of acetylcholine in the parasympathetic nervous system without triggering the acetylcholine =>Nitric Oxide =>cGMP conversion that is supposed to dilate the penile arter...
Posted by Miguel Baines on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 10:54:00 PST