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therockinmom

Twisted!

About Me

My analyst told me
That I was right out of my head
The way he described it
He said Id be better dead than alive
I didnt listen to his jive
I knew all along
That he was all wrong
And I knew that he thought
I was crazy but Im not
Oh no
My analyst told me
That I was right out of my head
He said Id need treatment
But Im not that easily led
He said I was the type
That was most inclined
When out of his sight
To be out of my mind
And he thought I was nuts
No more ifs or ands or buts
They say as a child
I appeared a little bit wild
With all my crazy ideas
But I knew what was happening
I knew I was a genius...
Whats so strange when you know
That youre a wizard at three
I knew that this was meant to be
Now I heard little children
Were supposed to sleep tight
Thats why I got into the vodka one night
My parents got frantic
Didnt know what to do
But I saw some crazy scenes
Before I came to
Now do you think I was crazy
I may have been only three
But I was swinging
They all laugh at angry young men
They all laugh at edison
And also at einstein
So why should I feel sorry
If they just couldnt understand
The idiomatic logic
That went on in my head
I had a brain
It was insane
Oh they used to laugh at me
When I refused to ride
On all those double decker buses
All because there was no driver on the top
(What? no driver on the top!?Man, that chick is twisted, crazy, you hear, poopshoobie)My analyst told me
That I was right out of my head
But I said dear doctor
I think that its you instead
Because I have got a thing
Thats unique and new
To prove it Ill have
The last laugh on you
cause instead of one head
I got two
And you know two heads are better than one. © Designs by MCT

My Interests

making jewelry, taking my kids to see good bands (sometimes I don't think they're that good!!), Real Estate

I'd like to meet:


Sting, Joni Mitchell, Celia Rivenbark, and Queen Latifah.

Music:

I like all kinds of music except easy listening, soft pop, hard country!!! Currently listening to Bullets & Octane, Murphy's Kids, 4th and Dock (thanks Mikal for the demo), Justin Timerlake, Maddhatters,Social Distortion, Ivy League but forever mad for Sting, Joni Mitchell, Sarah Maclachlan,(do I seem like I have a personality disorder?)

Movies:


Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Color Purple, Big, GWTW,Original Star Wars trilogy,

Television:


CSI, I Love New York, Law & Order:SVU, Medium, My Name is Earl, American Idol, Trading Spouses,Wife Swap, House, Grey's Anatomy, NBC Soaps, most VH1 trash, Dr. Phil, Oprah, The Dog Whisperer (now if they could just find a kid whisperer that makes house calls).

Books:

Currently into murder mystery genre (Patricia Cornwell, John Sandford, the Kellermans, etc.), but all-time fave is the Diana Gabaldon "Outlander" series. Now I'm loving Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum series....so funny!!!!! Almost done with her tho : - (- Saving #12 til it comes out in paperback!

Heroes:

nobody's that perfect! Actually, I do admire my best friend, Kay. She's a lot like me, but the part I admire is the part I wish I had, but don't. And my mother, b/c now that I'm a mother, I truly do understand.

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38 SECRETS ABOUT ME

thirty-eight secrets about yourself.[be honest no matter what.][one] what is your natural hair color?BROWN [two] where was your default picture taken?DINING ROOM  [three] what's your middle name?...
Posted by therockinmom on Wed, 23 May 2007 12:04:00 PST