Lewspazzz...aka clive apparently [HERMAFRADOG]

I'd like to meet:

Whoever wrote this... Boris Yeltsin drank and drank, Then he went and climbed a tank. Shoved aside old Gorbachev - Finally he's fallen off!

Music:

If you ever felt alone If you ever felt rejected If you ever felt confused If you ever felt lost If you ever felt anxious If you ever felt wrong If you ever felt wronged If you ever felt unclean If you ever felt angry If you ever felt ashamed If you ever felt curious If you ever felt usedBe prepared to feel revenge Feel the romance My brutal romance My beautiful romance My miserable romance My X-rated romance My Harlequin romance My innocent romance My scandalous romance My selfish romance My pathetic romance My childish romance My watercooler romance My chemical romanceI love mcr and i'm going to see them again on 13th november with luby =)Taste of Chaos...25th November=)

Movies:

Pussys dont like dicks, cos pussys get fucked by dicks, but they also fuck assholes

Heroes:

Vickie: 1. Cos she's small and ginger 2. Cos she has a bigger penis than me 3. Cos she loves me and writes me super long comments ! 4. She scars me regularly
5. She smells !Three Cheers for vickie !In alphabetical order... Ailsa - Cos she called me clive =S Amy - Cos she smells, but i still love her lots =) Cerise - Cos she's a hobbit Chelsea - cos she has part of my underwear =S Danforth - Cos he's bald and stabbed me while we were doing DIY...who the fuck uses a combat knife in DIY ?! Deggy - Cos he's my comrade Doy - Cos he's frigid =P (or is he ?! =O) El - Cos she's a slag Ellie - Cos she got all the pics from doy's birthday Fran - Cos she's a pussyfish Haly - Cos she wants to be in my heroes section Hannah - Cos i'd kill a cow for her =) Jamie - Cos he knows too much about me when i'm pissed Katie - Cos she walks into trees with me =D Katie - Cos she's an inspiration to the world Leigh - Cos i walk her home =) Lidi - Cos she RUINED cut my hair and bleached it Livi - Cos she's fucking amazing (or so she says =P) Luby - Cos she was at the front at mcr with me Martyn - Cos we write songs about bins and me having aids, and he looks liek dick from dick and dom haha Nat - Cos she put BBQ sauce on me ! grrrr Natt Natt - Cos i'm her lil hermafradog...lol Natalie - Cos she likes taking my virginity and we have eurovision raves !!! =D Nessa - Cos she read my whole profile and is lovely =) Nick - Cos he thinks he's mint =P Rach - Cos she's a slag Roro - Cos i'm that guy she doesnt like Sarah - Cos she drew me pfft the magic dragon Sofiee - Cos she's a retard Sophia - Cos almost died at her house party Vicki - Cos she wants to be on here (and she gave me a cool birthday present) Vicki Quest - Cos she's got a superhero name Vikki - Cos she's a geek, and she's my best m7, she thinks you put weetabix in the microwave (bless her), she lieks facial challenges, we have sexytime in boxes, she's a ganster grandma (even thoguh she says she's gonna die when she's 30), and to top it all off she lieks lard. yeah she's a bit cool =D Vicky - Cos she thinks i have women's legs Wilko - Cos he walked on the shit Yasmin - Cos she gives good hugs (apparently) =)If you're not on here and you should be, tell me and i'll add you onto the list ! =)