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Poker anyone???

About Me

H e y e v e r y o n e . S o I ' m a 2 4 y r o l d f a r t l i v i n g i n O C . I h a v e a b e a u t i f u l w i f e a s y o u c a n s e e , a n d a s o m e t i m e s , p a i n i n t h e n e c k s o n , w h o i s e n t i r e l y t o o o l d t o b e m i n e . I l o v e t o h a n g o u t w i t h m y f r i e n d s , d r i n k a n d s m o k e w h e n i t ' s t h e r e . I n o l o n g e r p l a y s p o r t s , b u t t h e y a r e m y p a s s i o n , s o i f y o u h a v e a t e a m o f s o f t b a l l , b a s k e t b a l l , o r s o c c e r p r e f e r a b l y , h i t m e u p . I ' m o u t g o i n g , l o v e m u s i c , a n d p o e t r y , b u t m y l a t e s t o b s e s s i o n i s p o k e r . I ' m g o o d a t i t , s o I p l a y .


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A l l s p o r t s ( s p e c i a l l y S O C C E R ) , P o k e r ( m o s t g a m b l i n g ) , c o o k i n g , r e a d i n g , a n d a n y t h i n g a s o o n t o b e 1 0 y r o l d b o y i s i n t e r e s t e d i n . S o o n t o b e f o o t b a l l , a n d o h s u m m e r h e r e w e c o m e ! C o m p u t e r g a m e s , a n d t h i s d a m n M y S p a c e , I t h i n k I m i g h t b e h o o k e d .



You scored as The Pretty-Boi Dyke. You can be a bit cocky at times and ever the heartbreaker, but no one knows that you're really just looking for true love.

The Student Dyke


80%

The Magic Earring Ken Dyke


80%

The Pretty-Boi Dyke


80%

The Little-Boy Dyke


70%

The Femme Fatale


60%

The Stud


60%

The Quasi-Gothic Femme


45%

The Surprise! Dyke


40%

The Hipster Dyke


30%

The Granola Dyke


30%

The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke


30%

The Bohemian Dyke


25%

The Sprightly Elfin Femme


15%
What Type of Lesbian Are You? (Inspired by Curve Mag.)
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Would anyone want to bang you? by phobia
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You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?

I'd like to meet:

A n y o n e a n d e v e r y o n e w i t h a g o o d p o s i t i v e a t t i t u d e a n d o u t l o o k o n l i f e . I l i k e t o s u r r o u n d m y s e l f w i t h p e o p l e l i k e m y s e l f w h o a r e o u t t h e r e t r y i n g t o m a k e i t o n e d a y a t a t i m e , w i t h o u t d r a g g i n g a n y o n e d o w n o n t h e i r w a y . I a m r e s p e c t f u l , t h o u g h t f u l , h o n e s t , a n d c a r i n g , a n d I d o n ' t t h i n k i t ' s t o o m u c h t o a s k t h e s a m e o f t h o s e a r o u n d m e . S o m e o n e w i t h w h o m I c a n h a v e a b e e r , s h a r e a l a u g h , s h e d a t e a r , a n d b e a b l e t o b e m y s e l f .


Music:

5 0 i s m y m a n , b u t B l a c k e y e d p e a s m a k e m e s h a k e m y H u m p s . M a r i o W i n a n s m a k e s m y h e a r t s i n g , a n d M a r q u e s g e t s m y w i f e a l l w e t . U s h e r a n d C h r i s B r o w n h a v e t h e m o v e s , a n d G r e e n d a y h a s t h e r i g h t p o l i t i c a l i d e a s . P i n k i s m y l a d y a n d I h o p e s h e g o e s o n t o u r s o o n , w o u l d l o v e t o s e e h e r a g a i n .


Movies:

H o r r o r , S c i - f i , t h e y f o r c e m y w i f e t o c o m e n e a r m e . P G - 1 3 w i t h m y b o y , a n d c h i c k f l i c k s w h e n I w a n t t o s c o r e !


Television:

T H E L W O R D ! ! ! C a r m e n i s m y w o m a n .

S i m p s o n s , I u s e d t o t h i n k o f m y s e l f a s b a r t b u t I t h i n k I ' v e s l o w l y m o r p h e d i n t o H o m e r .

O n e T r e e H i l l , G i l m o r e g i r l s , a n d t h a t s h o w a b o u t t h e 4 s i s t e r s .

A l l s p o r t s , G o Y a n k e e s , G o E a g l e s , G o P u m a s ! ! ! W o r l d C u p 2 0 0 6 s o o n t o b e h e r e .


Books:

I a m n o w r e a d i n g T h e C a p b y R o m a n F r i s t e r , w o r k i n g o n L o n g o ' s S u d o k u a n d t h e n e w W o r d - d o k u p u z z e l s , I h o o k e d o n t h o s e t h i n g s . A l s o l o o k i n g f o r w a r d t o T h e B i e l s k i B r o t h e r s , m o r e b o o k s f o r m y H o l o c a u s t c o l l e c t i o n .


Heroes:

E v e r y o n e w h o i s a b l e t o m a k e i t t h r o u g h e v e r y F .. $ % d a y w i t h o u t b l o w i n g t h e i r b r a i n s o u t . W h o c a n h o l d t h e i r g r o u n d , k e e p s o m e s a n i t y , a n d n o t r u i n t h e i r l i v e s a n d t h e l i v e s o f t h o s e a r o u n d t h e m a t t h e s a m e t i m e .


My Blog

RIP...

RIP James Brown (1933-2006) .. .. .....
Posted by Jess on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 01:32:00 PST

Please Help!

For those of you that know me closely, you know the line of work that I do. Well, one of my little Boys is in the hospital as of Thursday July 13th, he was diagnosed with Lukema. This little boy is 4y...
Posted by Jess on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 04:59:00 PST

World Cup 2006

This is how they began....   Hard fought, gotta leave it all on the field...   This is how it got prolonged...   The look of a heart felt celebration... And in the end...
Posted by Jess on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 12:10:00 PST

Just Crap

Lies, lies, lies, all lies. Trapped in a cardboard box and heading downhill, no room to move, no way to break free. Ahead of me a small opening, downhill boulders, trees, death, and I with a single ch...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 10:20:00 PST

Old but fitting today!

There's a whirling and twirling and an explosive sound, the yelling, the hellish, the screaming is loud. The spinning, the turning, and almost ready to collapse, revolting, confusing as my mind gets s...
Posted by Jess on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 08:56:00 PST

HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY!!!

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Posted by Jess on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 06:06:00 PST

Hell Yeah!!!

So here's to Motley Crue, who is getting their star in the Hollywood walk of fame tomorrow. I don't much like who Vince has become lately, but Tommy is the S-H-I-T and he deserves it more then anyone...
Posted by Jess on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 09:26:00 PST

Awwwwww!

Hello and good morning everyone. So, back to a new work week, kind of hard to do on about 8 hrs of sleep, total for the whole weekend. One 12 pack of Coronas, a crazy episode of the L word, 3rd p...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 09:11:00 PST

Ta da!!!

Hey People. I'm new at this, so check out my profile, if you like what you see and read hit me up. I'm always for making new friends....
Posted by Jess on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 03:58:00 PST