Who writes the headlines?!?!?!?!! |
Just saw a Yahoo news headline that read:
"Bhutto blames extremists for bomb attack"
Who the fuck else are you going to blame?!?!?!?!?!
I blame the moderates for this particular bomb attack.
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:05:00 GMT |
Be careful what you wish for |
So I'm driving to work one Sunday, and I am on the overpass and some a-hole in a Volvo comes screaming up behind me, decides he wants my space, and starts running me off the road.
I had just gotten m...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 00:31:00 GMT |
Invite |
Buddy of mine up here at work is a very stylish guy and a good dancer. For reasons totally beyond me, he has invited me to a big posh party he is having at some fancy club. It is his combo work/birthd...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 01:38:00 GMT |
Battlefield Earth |
Hey, in that movie, if the aliens were so advanced, how come they couldn't fix Forrest Whittaker's eye?www.hollywoodbitchslap.com
Posted by on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 13:35:00 GMT |
My new Chuck Norris Post |
I submitted another fact the Chuck Norris web site in honor of my Irish Heritage:To celebrate St. patrick's day, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Mr. Spock...to make him bleed green.
Posted by on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 11:55:00 GMT |
Class with a capital "K" |
So I'm in a restaurant for lunch the other day. I won't say which one but it rhymes with "Bon the Order".So I'm eating and some people get seated at the table next to me. Two females, one male, a...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 14:18:00 GMT |
Grocery store |
I'm at the Tom Thumb near my house. I walking along the line of cash registers heading for the other end where the 15 items or less lines are, and I'm not even paying much attention as I walk past som...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 14:45:00 GMT |
Speaking of Chinese food.... |
A couple of months ago, my mom, my friend and I got to a Chinese buffet in Mesquite. At this buffet, they also have a Mongolian grill.So I'm the only guy in line at the grill, and the cook has his bac...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 12:15:00 GMT |
Doesn't taste like chicken..... |
For lunch, I went to an all you can eat Chinese food buffet. I've been there before, and it's pretty good food.Well, a lot of their items change out from time to time. Today, they had some teriyaki ch...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 13:01:00 GMT |
Stop touching my cartoon nipples!!!! |
I like to go to animation festivals. You can find some of the coolest shorts at those things (I remember telling people about Beavis and Butthead before MTV got them. Man, the looks I got!).Several ye...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 06:24:00 GMT |
