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I Love You Like a Fat Kid Loves Cake

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About Me

Chris, cats, Mexican food, boxed wine, unicorns, to get my nails done, the ocean, Dr. Phil, doggies, the Little Mermaid. These are a few of my favorite things.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Forrest Gump.

Music:

The Boss.

Movies:

Wet Hot American Summer and The Little Mermaid.

Television:

Saturday Night Line Up: Cops Americas Most Wanted.

Books:

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.

Heroes:

My Grandmother and my Mother.