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David

About Me

I don't dance and front, I leave that to the brothers with the funny haircuts.

My Interests

somethingarather. Also, bowling.

I'd like to meet:

Giant karate robots and the time traveling enabled.

Music:

Jimmy Ray

Movies:

I like my movies pointless and stylish.Also, hard core pornography.

Television:

The Office The Wire The Simpsons The Arrested Development

Books:

The ones with pictures, sex, drugs, violence and kittens.Also, hard core pornography

Heroes:

That dude that put the bop in the bop shoowop shoowop.Also, hard core pornographers

My Blog

Vinnie Bout To Teach You How To Write Some Rhymes Now

Meet Ikon the Verbal Hologram This was from 1997 or some such timeframe.  At that time thanks to the likes of the Wu Tang clan and Jeru the Damaja there was a cottage industry of colorfu...
Posted by David on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:06:00 PST

My Whole Childhood Was a Lie

As you might have heard they are making a new Short Circuit movie.  With, interestingly enough, "they" being the people that made the original two Short Circuit movies.  But what the real bo...
Posted by David on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 02:13:00 PST

Hypocrisy And the Evils of Having Extra Cash In Your Checking Account

-I bought an iPhone, not because I wanted to, but because I could.  I recently got a raise and couldn't stand all that extra money not being spent.  So I bought an iPhone.  I don't even...
Posted by David on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 03:36:00 PST

If You Don't Try You Can't Lose

So it's been a long time.  Since I left you.  Without a dope blog to step to.  For this I apologize.  I realize I not only bring everlasting beauty to this world with my enchanting...
Posted by David on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:10:00 PST

I Need a Haircut, Or Maybe I'll Just Keep Growing It Out

-If my manic depressive mood swings and techtonic shifts between split personalities in mid-conversation weren't enough to deal and cope with, now I can't decide what I should do with the abundant res...
Posted by David on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 10:53:00 PST

Forgotten Producer of the Day: Salaam Remi

This morning I happened upon the Wu Tang's orginal demo that got them signed to Loud.  For the most part I had heard most of it throughout the years, and in some instances realized that later RZA...
Posted by David on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 09:51:00 PST

And I Hate Your Stupid Sucky Metal Face!

-Dangerdoom (Danger Mouse+MF Doom+Adult Swim) has been ripped from its unrippable physical source.  These anti-piracy measures are a bitch.  Appearantly they spread the entire album over 99 ...
Posted by David on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What's Wrong With David Sablan

- I know I apologize, I've broken the trend of having an obscure rap quote be the title of a blog but you know what I rap like no one out there can fuck with me. - As you might have noticed I have ...
Posted by David on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HUGE FUCKING BREAKING NEWS!!!!

I'm flip flopping, Just Blaze is better than Kanye.
Posted by David on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Just a FYI

I put my pants on at approximately 7:15am this morning and at approximately 10:15am I went to urinate and realized that I had never zipped up my pants and did not keep the demons within properly secur...
Posted by David on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST