Random Quotes...
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without our help.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control.
Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.
Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
The shortest distance between two points is usually under construction.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is to know when to forego an advantage.
Bore: one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Each day we are offered many choices and opportunities to grow and change. The choices we made yesterday may not be the choices that are right for us today. The day offers unlimited possibilities for moving toward a life that is perfect for you.
Just as the trees shed old leaves and grow new ones as the seasons change, it is necessary for us all to throw off old trappings that no longer serve us. If we desire lives that nourish our spirits and fulfill our dreams.
Everything... except Jazz and classical.
Tommy Boy, The Shawshank Redemption, Sixteen Candles, The Notebook... too many to list.
Grey's Anatomy... Prison break... Reality TV
Four Agreements... Don Miguel Ruiz...
Even the stars look lonesome... Maya Angelou...
Women Who Run With The Wolves... Estes