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Slammy Wynette

About Me

I was born in Minnesota in a tiny little town called Benson, two minutes before noon on Easter Sunday, 1980. Shortly after my family moved to a suburb of Minneapolis called Maple Grove. Shortly after turning 15 years, I lost my mind. I left to go to school in Duluth, MN. A random named Justin Kleinman started stalking me at my job in Hollywood Video. I knew him from high school/junior high/elementry school. I married this stalker and literally moved him out of his parent's house to the "big city" of Chicago, where we cried in terror for about 3 months. Waitressed for awhile. Sold overpriced handmade products to stores for awhile. Directed some puppetry parades. Tried to not hate Redmoon Theater. Animated some stop motion stuff. Finally finished school in Chicago and started working in the museum system: First the Shedd Aquarium as a fish watcher and the Museum of Science and Industry as a museum shusher. I worked at a Montessori School in Chicago and then found a great one here in Minneapolis to work at. This summer, I worked at the Vee Corporation sewing costumes for Seasame Street Live. I am always working as a freelance upholsterer. Want more info about me? paste this into your browser: www.couchsurfing.com/profile.html?id=133715This demonstrates my current obsession with Honda Cub Scooters. I have one that I love dearly.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Folks with whimsy.

My Blog

My head just exploded....

...from how awesome this speech was from Barrack Obama. He wrote it himself. Time Magazine has described it as .."the defining speech of all candidates in Iowa.."It's long, 22 minutes total, but wor...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 23:30:00 GMT

Slammy hitting a Violent Femme out of bounds at the last bout.


Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 23:19:00 GMT

Locked in...

Last spring, I bought an old 1962 Honda Cub Scooter, which has been nothing but trouble since the day I got it.  A couple of weeks ago, Justin went "on strike" from working on it.  This is a...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:39:00 GMT

New documentry that I want to see....

http://www.noendinsightmovie.com/
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 23:21:00 GMT

Check out this video: Magic Morphing Masters Mix

Check out this video: Magic Morphing Masters Mix Add to My Profile | More Videos
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 23:43:00 GMT

I got some tattoos...

Left arm...Right arm...Hospital Gurney I reupholstered for Al to get the tattoos.
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 21:48:00 GMT

My 1960ish Honda Cub...

500 dollar Bingo money well spent!!!196ish Honda Cub Add to My Profile | More Videos
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 16:39:00 GMT

Visual DNA

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Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 23:12:00 GMT

Let's all just agree...

If as a society, can we all just decide that we no longer wanted advertisers to make up new words with a "x" on the end of it.  Currently, there is a celphone commerical that has this phrase in t...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 20:29:00 GMT

Rewind to April 6....

When planning this year's birthday with friends over a game of Hearts, expectations were low.  There was talk of having a "laid back" birthday after a couple of friends had pretty wild birthday n...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 23:28:00 GMT