Chunky D (official)

I am an epicurean, pragmatic, nihilistic, misanthropic, individualist, and a blasphemer.
I lust, I glutton, I greed, I sloth, I wrath, I envy, and I pride.
I do not lie, I do not cheat, I do not steal.
I do not give opinions or advice unless I'm asked.
I do not tell my troubles to others unless I'm sure they want to hear them.
When I'm in another’s home, I show them respect or else I do not go there.
If a guest in my home annoys me, I treat them cruelly, decisively and without mercy.
I do not take that which does not belong to me unless it's a burden to the other person.
I possess the power of magic and employ it successfully to obtain my desires.
I never complain about anything to which I need not subject myself.
I live for today while securing my future.
My mind is the only thing that I know exists.
I do not harm or kill animals unless I'm attacked or for food.
I bother no one. If someone bothers me, I ask them to stop. If they do not stop, I end them.
I indulge instead of abstain.
My life is existence NOT spiritual pipe dreams.
I offer kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates.
I practice vengeance instead of turning the other cheek.
I'm well aware I'm just another animal as are all Humans. Because of our “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” we have become the most vicious animal of all.
I sin because it offers me physical, mental, and emotional gratification.
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