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morgan

Watch your back Crowley.

About Me


Many people do not realize that the snowshoe can be used for a great many things besides walking in the snow. For instance, it can be used to carry pancakes from the stove to the breakfast table. Also, it can be used to carry uneaten pancakes from the table to the garbage. Finally, it can be used as a kind of strainer, where you force pancakes through the strings to see if a piece of gold got into the pancake somehow.
Besides the snowshoe info, here's more info on me: I grew up in Michigan, which means I like sledding, there's that. Also, I lived in Arizona, but moved after a year which means I don't like snakes, big spiders, and rocks. Now I live in Florida, no sledding, but also not a lot of rocks. It's a good compromise.
I have a very good relationship with my television. And my DVR, we're crazy in love. I think that you can judge a person by what they have set up to record on their DVR/tivo. I'm not going to tell you what's on mine. Half the fun is getting over to the person's house and then quick checking it while they're in the bathroom or something.
I drive 30 seconds to work every day. I work in front of a computer in air conditioning. And cute shoes. But I still bitch about work every chance I get. Oh, you too? That's weird.
I have two cats, Artimis and Elinore that are 13 and I've had then since they were babies. If I wouldn't look so sad and weird, I would put pictures up. If you are really interested about my cats, you can check out my mom's site, Leigh. She has pictures of them. Actually, if you were really going to search for 20 seconds and have to click 3 or 4 times to see my cats, then maybe you should leave.
The best friends that you have aren't necessarily the ones you have the best time with now, but they're the ones that you keep connecting with even through the growing up and changing. I think that people are put in your life at certain times for certain reasons. Sometimes, you grow apart and you don't understand why the friendship melted away. But, they will always have a special place in your life because of what they helped you through, or what lessons you learned from them. I think that, for the most part, people aren't designed to stay in your life forever. That's why so many people get divorced and fall out of love. That's why it gets easier to not call on birthdays, to forget how long it's been since you've seen someone and even forget how huge they were in your life at one time. But it's amazing when you grow up along the same path as someone else. When you happen to have the same road and also when it's important enough to stay in touch no matter the distance between you. Those are the ones that know you better than you know yourself and will always know what you mean and what you need to hear.

My Interests

He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, “Dust to dust,” some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, “I’ll be waiting for you in heaven – with a gun.”

Consider the daffodil. And while you do that, I’ll be over here, looking through your stuff.

I like to go down to the dog pound and pretend that I’ve found my dog. Then I tell them to kill it anyway because I already gave away all his stuff. Dog people sure don’t have a sense of humor.

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor people, like I am now.

I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I’d just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.

I'd like to meet:

Well, I met my new little brother, so that only leaves one more person, Frodo Baggins.

Music:

The top 15 CDs I listen to over and over...Fiona Apple, Extraordiary Machine; KT Tunstall, Eye to the Telescope; Garden State soundtrack; Boys II Men, Legacy (As if you aren't listening to that yourself right now.); Britney Spears, Greatest Hits (I'm not ashamed to admit it.); Kelly Clarkson, Breakaway; City of Angels soundtrack; Chicago soundtrack; Fiona Apple, Criminal; Maroon 5, Songs About Jane (still); James Blunt, Back to Bedlam; Buzz Ballads; Elton John, Love Songs; Moulin Rouge soundtrack

Movies:

Number One of all time, Life is Beautiful. If you haven't seen it, you must, it's fantabulous.

Television:

I love my reality mindless television. But, sadly, James likes to learn things from the invention of the television. I prefer to see people get drunk and profess their desire to hump one of the roommates. Instead, now I know what it would take to put a tunnel underwater from New York to London (a lot of money), what a giant squid looks like (big), and all the current info on the war (trying to take serious interest). But believe me, when I get by myself it's all about "The Girls Next Door", "The Soup", Kathy Griffin or anything that will let me sit back and not have a thought running through my head. I am trying to turn James into a mindless drone, but I think he's caught on. As a punishment I'm subjected to at least an hour every night of Bill O'Reilly, Hannity and Colems, or Bill Mahr. Secretly, I pretend that they're debating in hopes to win votes to get off an island. It helps.
Also, if you happen to be flipping through and pass a show called "Semi-Homemade with Sandra Lee" on the Food Channel, STOP! Just watch it and imagine that there is no TV crew. It's justy crazy Sandra Lee, with a camcorder set up, making all this food for people that don't exist. She also always makes and samples a seriously alcoholic martini. Every show. I can semi-cook, drink, and act insane, where's my show Food Channel?

Books:

My favorite funny book is "Mind Over Matters" by Mike Nelson. Seriously, go out and buy it and you will thank me. The one talent I wish I had more than anything is to be able to get across really funny stuff through writing. It's hard and this book will make you actually laugh out loud, alone, reading a book, like you're a crazy person.

And of course, "Where the Red Fern Grows". The copy I have is literally falling apart and I read it again and again. If that book doesn't make you cry then you have no heart. (Sorry, you don't)

Heroes:

My hero is baby jesus. Because in some crazy mixed up way, becasue of him, I get gifts on christmas. Thanks b.j.!

My Blog

Thanks Myspace, you're such a pal! NEW! -Now with rude comments!!

You know what Myspace did one time? It was great! I needed a roommate and Myspace totally hooked it up. He/she showed me that it's not just a great way to stalk everyone in the Tampa Bay area, but als...
Posted by "morgalicious" on Sat, 13 May 2006 12:57:00 PST

The funny... (toned down after my mom yelled at me)

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Posted by "morgalicious" on Sun, 07 May 2006 10:16:00 PST

The dark back rape alley of myspace....

Hey! Guess who's on myspace around 9:00 pm on a Saturday night? Yep, that's right. Weirdos. I am logged on to this stupid thing all day long at work. The whole 9 hour day. And I never ever reciev...
Posted by "morgalicious" on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 06:19:00 PST

My hilariously wonderful silly sister and a sample of her "funny"

This is a bulletin I posted and my hilarious 18 year old sister responded with the funniest shit ever! Everything in red is what she wrote. There is a link to her at the bottom. I miss you Chelsea, an...
Posted by "morgalicious" on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 10:30:00 PST

This is that survey that everyone has on their site...

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Morgan Marie ********(last name omitted because of stalkers) Birthday: August 21st, 1982 Birthplace: Los Altos, CA Current Location: At my computer d...
Posted by "morgalicious" on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 01:33:00 PST

MySpace dealbreakers....

We all love our myspace. And whether it's a potential friend, crush, or random encounter, we all know how easily these people can do something absolutely retarded to make all those warm fuzzy fee...
Posted by "morgalicious" on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 07:20:00 PST

The thin line between great friendships and great relationships...

        Think of who your best friend is. The person that has seen you during the happiest moments of your life, and also when you have completely broken down. You'v...
Posted by "morgalicious" on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 03:55:00 PST