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Joey

To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciple

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im a christian i love just chillin with friends not doin anything in particular but im also a pretty active person. i love runnin around playin sports or whatever i love baseball and football and maybe a little hockey GO CAPS im a huge baltimore sports fan, and i love stand up comedy and havin fun( but who doesnt).i hate stupid people and people who wont stop telling exagerrated lies. My way of showing people that i care about em is to pick on them, its just me. I am very shy person until you get to know me, then youll never get me to shut up or stop makin an ass of myself.I am probably the most competitive person you will ever meet, i will turn any normal everyday activity into a contest. I HATE LOSING I am a sucker for a good love song. Im in the navy and i love it!!!!!! im in the nuclear power program in school in charleston to be an electrician (EM).. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE --
Everything you could ever want to know about meand some things you dont
[x] All About Me [x]
What is your name?: joseph brandon ruh
How old are you?: 17
How old do you feel?: 17, duh
When is your birthday?: october 19 1988
What is your zodiac sign?: libra
What chinese year were you born in?: dragon, fool
Are you right or left handed?: right
What is your body type?: skinny but athletic
How tall are you?: 5'10"
How much do you weigh?: about a buck 45
What is your natural hair color?: brown
What color are your eyes?: blue
What is your hometown?: silver spring, MD
Where do you live now?: bowie
How many tattoos do you have?: none
How many piercings do you have?: none
What is your heritage?: german and um....WHITE!!!!!
Do you believe in God?: of course
What size ring do you wear?: i dont know, you gonna buy me one
What are your hobbies?: drawing, goofin off, and playing sports
Do you have any nicknames?: Joey, Joe, or Ruh
Who gave you your nicknames?: people
Why did they choose the nicknames?: because thats my name
What is the youngest age you have memories from?: i dont know
What is your most missed memory?: playin ball with my buddies from tha silva spring, represent
Do you like thunderstorms?: oh yeah
What word or phrase do you use most often?: yo
Which country would you most like to visit?: any in s.america, just beautiful
Do you really hate anyone?: nah
What song do you most identify with?: i dont wanna miss a thing by Aerosmith
Where were you on September 11, 2001?: in ms. majors' english class @ Tasker
What do you think the meaning of life is?: have fun and be you
Can you eat just one chip and stop?: no way, who can?
What one item could you not live without?: a ball to play with (get your mind outta the gutter)
What is the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?: a butterfly
Did you like it?: i gues it was all right, i was only 5
What is the longest you have gone without talking to someone?: i dont keep track, sorry
How long do you think you could go without talking to someone?: not long, i like to talk
Do you know how to change a tire?: yeah, so if ya ever need me, holla
Do you consider yourself smart?: a little
Do you get along with your parents?: for the most part
Do you consider yourself attractive?: not to be cocky, but ;)
Can you sing?: i can, but you dont want me to
Do you believe in yourself?: always, but i try to stay realistic
Do you want to get married someday?: sure do
Do you want to have kids?: a couple
What is the farthest you have been from home?: texas
Do you still have your baby blanket?: nope
What time is bedtime?: when i cant hold my eyes open any more
What could you not go a whole day without doing?: talking to someone or playing catch with someone
How long was your longest relationship?: 6 months, not very long
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: nothing im as good as it gets.......and humble too :)
What do you think is your best physical feature?: my eyes
Who do people say you look like?: a normal white guy
What is your first thought waking up?: here we go
How old were you when life was the hardest?: right now, so much goin' on
What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: personality :) (safe answer, huh)
[x] Personality [x]
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Are you shy?: at first
Are you easygoing?: i try to be
Are you impatient?: very
Do you get stressed out easily?: yeah
Are you a leader or a follower?: a leader, i love being in charge
Do you have a bad temper?: yes, very
Do you scare easily?: no
Are you a health freak?: not in any way shape or form
What are you most afraid of?: failure
[x] Family and Friends [x]

What is your mom's name?: yvonne
What is your dad's name?: john
Are you the oldest, middle, youngest or an only child?: oldest
How many siblings do you have?: 1
What are their names and ages?: kayla, 9
Do you have any pets, if yes, what kind and what are their names?: cat, Kitters
What is the best thing someone ever told you?: shut up and play
Who told you that?: my coach in 4th grade baseball
Who has had the most influence on you (good or bad)?: my friends
Which of your friends have you known the longest?: lauren or Chris and Paul
How long have you known them?: since fourth grade
Who is your best friend?: joe and andy
[x] What is your favorite... [x]
Color:: blue
Food:: mexican
Candy:: three musketeers
Thing to cook:: anything easy
Dessert:: ice cream, preferably chocolate peanut butter
Healthy food:: no thanks
Type of music:: country
Holiday:: christmas
Swear word:: never use em haha
Restaurant:: olive garden
Movie:: Big daddy
Book:: bo knows bo
Board game:: monopoly
Video game:: madden
Activity:: playing baseball
Sport:: baseball
Shape:: what!?!?
Age in life so far:: what does that mean 17?
TV show:: sportscenter
[x] Have You Ever... [x]
Smoked cigarettes:: no
Drank:: no
Gotten drunk:: no
Done drugs:: no
Gotten punched on purpose:: yeah
Gotten beat up:: no
Punched anyone else on purpose:: yeah
Beat someone else up:: no
Shut someone's fingers in the door?: yeah
Read or attempted to read the Bible?: all the time
Broken a bone?: fractured wrist
Been in love?: not really, workin on it
Kissed someone of the opposite sex?: yup
Kissed someone of the same sex?: no way in hell
Dumped someone?: nope got dumped
Been dumped?: duh i just said it
Gone skinny dipping?: oh yeah, gotta do it before you die
Been in a car accident?: minor one
Shoplifted?: yeah
Passed out?: nope
Played an instrument?: never not musically inclined
Soda pop:: root beer
Alcoholic drink:: nothing
Animal:: sharks are cool
Colored your hair?: never
Pretended to be sick:: all the time, if you have a job, youve pretended to be sick
[x] This or That [x]
Night in or night out:: in
McDonald's or Burger King:: McD's
True love or close family and friends:: true love
Hershey's or Nestle:: hershey's
Summer or Winter:: winter, FOOTBALL!!!
Hot or Cold:: hot
Chocolate or Vanilla:: vanilla
Cake or Ice Cream:: ice cream
Pepsi or Coke:: pepsi
Burgers or Hot dogs:: burgers
Be the dumper or the dumpee:: neither it just sucks either way
Blind or deaf husband/wife:: deaf
Love or Money:: love fo sho
[x] If You Could... [x]
If you could meet any live person, who would you meet?: barry bonds, what are you thinkin, man
If you could meet any dead person, who would you meet?: johnny unitas best quarterback ever, ya heard
If you had one dollar to your name, what would you buy?: something cheap
If you could choose, what would your last meal be?: some pizza
If you could, would you want to know how, when, and where you would die?: nope i wouldn't want that stress, ive got enough thank you
If you could live in a store, which store would you choose?: a grocery store, FOOD!!!
If you could have three wishes, what would they be?: love, great friends( already got some), and never to lose(I hate it)
If you could be doing anything right now, what would you do?: chill with some great friends
[x] Ideal Boyfriend/Girlfriend [x]
Personality:: outgoing and fun. athletic
Eye Color:: any, doesn't matter
Hair Color:: who cares
Body Type:: doesn't matter much
Height:: who cares
Weight:: i dont care (do you see the pattern here)
Piercings:: wtf, who frickin cares
Age:: not a factor
Tattoos:: not obnoxious, in your face ones
Do looks matter?: to a certain extent, but if its right, its right looks shouldn't decide love (sorry for gettin mushy)
What is your ideal date?: just us havin fun and enjoying eachother's company
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My Interests

all sports im a huge sports geek, but i also like having deep conversations with people, especially those i care about, here i go gettin all sappy. What!?I like to frickin talk!!. Take the quiz:
What Baseball Player Are You?

Roger Clemens
Roger Clemens! You're super competitive and don't care who you face. You're out to win.

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I'd like to meet:

Vince Lombardi, Barry Sanders, Michael Jordan..........Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa, Barry Bonds, and Rafael Palmeiro what the $@..* were you thinkin'? id like to meet my fathers side of the family, the right girl for me and God

Music:

ACDC, Foriegner,FM Static, taking back sunday, zz top, skynyrd, aerosmith, the rolling stones, travis tritt, montgomery gentry, usher, john michael montgomery, rascal flatts, saves the day, tim mcgraw, billy currington, trent tomlinson, chris young, jack ingram, yankee grey, solitary imperfection, led zeppelin, pink floyd, the J.Geils band, kenny chesney, keith urban, jimmy eat world, queen, clay davidson, clay walker, chris cagle,seventh day slumber(christian rock, u should check um out) and anything else that sounds good.

Movies:

My Cousin Vinny (BEST MOVIE EVER), All of the ROCKY movies, except the last one, Major Payne, Big Daddy, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, The Waterboy, The Exorcist, Ace Ventura Movies, The Mask, Dumb and Dumber, Beauty and the Beast (hey its a classic), the Rambo movies, Hardball, The Longest Yard, Little Giants, the first couple Mighty Ducks movies, Sandlot, Major League, Remember the Titans, Office Space, anchorman, rookie of the year, the rookie, rudy, radio, kickboxer, so many others.

Television:

i watch alot of football games, nfl network, espn, SPORTCENTER, survivor, CSI, the contender, monday night football, baseball games, though theyre better in person, comcast sportsnite, last comic standing,stump the schwab, real world, rw/rr challenge, pimp my ride, trick my truck( the cmt version where they pimp big rigs), music videos on vh1 mtv mtv2 and cmt, prison break, american idol.......the list goes on and on.

Books:

I like to read cop/ serial killer books. read the harry potter ones 2. my favorite author is James patterson, the man is not capable of writing a bad book.Take the quiz:
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Raphael
You can be considered the 'dark one' of your family. You're a hot-head, face it. Or...the 'Realist' some may say. It's a dog-eat-dog world, you're a pretty big dog. You normally lay low until some one gets up your back. You're anti-social and short-tempered...and you're not big on admitting it! But, even though you can act kinda rude and not-there, you're a rather large teddy bear on the inside when it comes to the ones you love...in danger. You hate being called a, 'softy' and you're always ready to 'bring it'.

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Heroes:

Jesus, my mom, my little sister, and my step father ("because he didn't have to be")

My Blog

im just bored

tonite, as some of you know, is the heisman trophy ceremony.  no matter who you want to win of the "big three,"  brady quinn, troy smith, or Darren McFadden,  this article here is ...
Posted by Joey on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 08:09:00 PST

Home is where the seabag is

As yall know, im now in S.Carolina, its pretty nice, been unusually cold, but its all good.  i had an excellent, however unconventional thanksgiving today.  i met my folks on base, the folks...
Posted by Joey on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 02:53:00 PST

navy's newest sailor named ruh

oh yeah    so i graduated this morning and im on liberty, so i wont be on alot but here and there this weekend.   ill post a longer blog when i get situated with a computer in...
Posted by Joey on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:42:00 PST

Goodbye to all

well guys here i am patiently waiting for the afternoon, and i thought everybody deserved some props.  so thanks to anyone whos reading this who ever put up with my wisecracks and sarcasm and all...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 04:29:00 PST

football week 1 and some funny stuff

oh you better believe i was SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO ready for the first week of the nfl regular season, my boys stomped the bucs, and my second team shut out the packers for the first time since jesus resur...
Posted by Joey on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 05:40:00 PST

just commentary

is it me  or does every family talk about bodily functions at the dinner table?   last night, as we were havin steak, potatoes, and  duh duh duh.......baked beans.   my s...
Posted by Joey on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 10:07:00 PST

Boo this sucks

well if youve been readin my blog, you know my church team i in the playoffs, well,   not anymore.  Last night we made it all the way to the championship game facing elimination, and lo...
Posted by Joey on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 05:57:00 PST

What a Thrill!!

well on tuesday night, as some of you know i play softball for my church with a buddy and a bunch of old guys.  last tuesday was the first week of the double elimination playoffs.  okay, all...
Posted by Joey on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 05:27:00 PST