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Captain Slappy

I am here for Friends

About Me


I wave my private parts at your aunties, you brightly-coloured, mealy-templed, cranberry-smelling, electric donkey-bottom biters. English bed-wetting types. We burst our pimples at you... You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!
Farts are way louder when you're sitting on the pot.

AOL: HolyCrap4Brains
MSN: Sunshineandfartz
Yahoo: Scallywanker

My Interests

Video Games! Like JADE EMPIRE, Fable, The Elder Scrolls, Soul Calibur II, Medal of Honor, The Suffering, Prince of Persia and I really don't like racing games except Burnout cause the point is to wreck your car!!

I'd like to meet:

Lesbian Nazi Hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs.

Music:

Without music life would be a mistake. ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Books:

Lovely Bones, The Five People You Meet In Heaven, Everybody Poops

Heroes:

That show is awesome!!

My Blog

WTF!?

I registered for ONE class this semester and I went to register for another, and now I'm not registered for any! WTF!!!!!! And now the class is closed. I specifically took care of this when registrati...
Posted by Captain Slappy on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 07:09:00 PST

I wish I was Mike Rowe

I'm starting to go a little stir crazy I think. I could seriously spend hours looking on travel agent websites so some tropical destination that I'd love to go to. Right now I'm set on being able to v...
Posted by Captain Slappy on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:17:00 PST

DIG ON THIS!!!

I LOVE WATERMELON!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Captain Slappy on Mon, 28 May 2007 10:39:00 PST

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids...in fact it's cold as hell

And so is our house...On Saturday they shut off our gas because there's a leak underneath our house. The plumber is supposed to come tomorrow, which would be a week later mind you, to re-route the pip...
Posted by Captain Slappy on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:13:00 PST

The World on Time....or still 10 minutes late no matter how many people you cut off

This morning on the "news," someone had run into a fire hydrant in Beverly Hills and causes a geyser to shoot out from the ground. The driver left the scene. So weather girl Jillian said that it had t...
Posted by Captain Slappy on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 10:45:00 PST

Here it is...

I totally see it!...
Posted by Captain Slappy on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:49:00 PST

In Loving Memory

I don't want this to be sad or anything but I wanted to post a little picture show to remember Didi. She was a goofy gal and if the music works, I think it fits well with her personality. Make y...
Posted by Captain Slappy on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 06:10:00 PST

Are you serious?

I can't believe people like this exist. Someone please admit her to the looney bin. ..>..>This one is rediculous..>..>...
Posted by Captain Slappy on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 09:32:00 PST

Lock your doors and board up your windows!! The end is nigh!!

So I guess the apocolypse is coming. I tried to post this at 6:06 and 6 seconds I don't have the impecible on second timing doncha know. So hey, that exact time happens twice a day! Here's an...
Posted by Captain Slappy on Wed, 17 May 2006 06:16:00 PST

SB 861

This bulletin was posted here on Myspace and it makes this bill sound like really unfair & inhumane, but I did some research and to me it sounds doesn't sound like it's simply saying to kill all pit ...
Posted by Captain Slappy on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 10:48:00 PST