Did I Follow The White Rabbit? |
I'm sorry, am I high or did Chuck Norris sit in for Sean Hannity?Wow. Wow. Wow.I mean, what do you even say? Could you imagine Charles Bronson sitting in for Kronkite? How can anyone possibly take...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 20:10:00 GMT |
Scary Revelation |
I was watching American History X last night....
Remember the scene where Ed Norton's character is "deabting" the values of the neo-nazi thought process with Elliot Gould's character?
Yeah, we...
Posted by on Fri, 12 May 2006 12:34:00 GMT |
Someone got Lehman drunk and thinking.... |
Luck.
Do I believe in luck? This was a question I asked myself recently... well, I said to myself if you believe in luck then you must believe in chaos. Because chaos would be the only way...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 23:34:00 GMT |
A Lesson My Dog Taught Me... |
Sometimes love is like a dog licking your face...
You just have to forget that ten minutes ago that same dog was eating a steaming pile of festering crap off the front yard and just enjoy the saliva ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 11:46:00 GMT |
Good Advice... |
People have told me that it's good to have goals...
But I think they forget that serial killers have goals too.
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 16:40:00 GMT |
Nothing to do... |
Living Situation
The shadows of this apartment are inviting
There is comfort hidden behind these Venetian guards
The world outside is hot and bright
In here there is silent cold-tiled friendship
But w...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 14:20:00 GMT |
Rain, rain go away.... |
It's raining here in LA. So, here's another poem conveniently about rain....
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Storm
Missouri rain falls
like an orchestra down the boule...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 12:34:00 GMT |
Treading Water... |
All right for some reason the blog well has run a bit dry in my brain... perhaps I need to do some spring cleaning... so here's another little piece of writing I did way back when...
Graduation Day
Me...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 23:52:00 GMT |
Vintage Lehman |
All right, here's the deal... I've been upset that I haven't posted a blog in some time for my adoring fans... of which I think I have about three... maybe four.... but tonight I was reading some old ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 00:30:00 GMT |
If You're Looking For Razor Sharp Wit Don't Look Here... |
Is it just me or are the people designing shaving equipment going a little mad scientist?
I mean, first we had the single blade razor... otherwise known as the "Rip-Your-Face-Off" or it's more ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 13:45:00 GMT |
