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Joy-Lyn

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About Me

http://www.venganza.org/ | Obey your Noodly Master | Stop Global Warming: Become a Pirate | Have you been touched by His noodly appendage? | Emancipate yourself from mental slavery | WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM: 1)Flimsy moral standards. 2)Every friday is a religious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU. 3)Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano. | Pastafarians Unite! | Tell children the Truth | Intelligent Design with Balls | Click here to convert! | JOIN OUR CHURCH OR BURN IN HELL!I'm intelligent, I have a lot of interests and I'm willing to check out new ones as opportunity presents. After all, you never know when you're going to find something brand new to enjoy.

My Interests

Movies (not big on sad endings), Cultural Anthropology, Social Psychology, Classical Roman History, Classical Greek History, Chinese History, Japanese History, Egyptian History, Epidemiology, Theology, WWII, Natural Disasters, Behavioral Studies, Fantasy and Science Fiction, Horror, Criminology, World Travel, Dancing, Hiking, Reading (in case it wasn't obvious), Sex, Cats, Good Quotes, and I'm sure I can think of more.....

I'd like to meet:

Aliens, Stephen King, John Douglas, Ryan Reynolds (yum), Thomas Paine, Mark Twain, Plato the Elder, Queen Elizabeth I, and Shakespeare.As for Myspace persons, I like interesting unique individuals. Love having my mind stroked with new thoughts and ideas.

Music:

Alice Cooper, Meatloaf, 80's Hair bands, Metallica, Voltaire, The Dresden Dolls, The 69 Eyes, Type O Negative, Sisters of Mercy, Nox Arcana, Midnight Syndicate, Hans Zimmer, various movie soundtracks and scores

Movies:

I hate tragedies. Not big on war films (all tragedies). Love comedies, fantasy/scifi, and horror. Favorites: Blade Trilogy, Iron Monkey, Lord of the Rings, most of the James Bond movies, Batman Begins, Equilibrium, I Claudius, Pride and Prejudice (A&E mini-series), Van Wilder, Amelie, Nightmare on Elm Street movies, Friday the 13th movies, Pirates of the Caribbean 1, 2, & 3, Underworld 1&2, X-Men movies, V for Vendetta, Snakes on a Plane, and of course Romero's living dead movies.

Television:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joy-Lyn T. Gulley
Birthday: Every Year.
Birthplace: A Hospital.
Current Location: Right Here *waves*.
Eye Color: Green/brown hazel.
Hair Color: Brown.
Height: 5'1".
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left Handed.
Your Heritage: I am Mystery Meat.
The Shoes You Wore Today: They are on the floor. Why?
Your Weakness: My nose. Good colonge works well on me (woohoo). But this also means too much cigarette smoke in a room will put me under the table.
Your Fears: Faced and overcome one way or another.
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, mushrooms, no cheese.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Learn to draw, learn bartending maybe.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't do IM.
Thoughts First Waking Up: That....was weird.
Your Best Physical Feature: To Whom? I like all of me.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I feel like it.
Your Most Missed Memory: Not prone to forgetting much.
Pepsi or Coke: If I can't have water....Coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Starvation.
Single or Group Dates: No preference.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Depends on my mood.
Do you Smoke: no.
Do you Swear: Yes. fuck you.
Do you Sing: In the shower.
Do you Shower Daily: Nightly....technically.
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: Been there, did that, graduated, might go back someday.
Do you want to get Married: To who? Kind of depends on who the partner is, doesn't it?
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, the alternatives are MUCH less reliable.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Under certain conditions....yes.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes.
Are you a Health Freak: No.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes! It's just the three of us in this state after all.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them.
Do you play an Instrument: No.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I really don't want to update my Profile often enough to keep this answer current.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sushi doesn't like me as much as I like it.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I live in ALASKA! I'm not doing that without someone present to thaw my blue butt out!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes. Thanks a heap Heather!
Ever been called a Tease: Yes.
Ever been Beaten up: No.
Ever Shoplifted: Unintentionally.
How do you want to Die: In my sleep while dreaming of hot sex.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Define "grow up". Wazzat?
What country would you most like to Visit: One I haven't been to yet.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: He has eyes? Good enough.
Favourite Hair Color: No preference.
Short or Long Hair: Hey! 2 Questions relating to hair?! As if that's all that matters? Just looks? If all he is is pretty, I'm going wind up bored to death!
Height: My height or taller.
Weight: Not obese, and not addict-skinny.
Best Clothing Style: Day-Glo Spandex should make a comeback!!! (that is a joke)
Number of Drugs I have taken: I don't "take", my oral surgeon "gave". 3.
Number of CDs I own: I am the pirate queen of my MP3s (RETIRED Illegal now don'cha know). And I own plenty of CDs too.
Number of Piercings: Ears pierced.
Number of Tattoos: None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regret is a waste of time better spent.
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Books:

Stephen King favorites: IT, The Stand, Insomnia,Hannibal by Thomas Harris, Watership Down, Harry Potter series, Dune, the first eight or so Anita Blake books (until sex overcame plot), Davinci Code, Spock's World, Uhura's Song, Vulcan Academy Murders, Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z, Simon Green's Nightside series

Heroes:


You're living the movie 28 days later!
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You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to! How Machiavellian Are You?
Your Kissing Purity Score: 46% Pure
You're not one to kiss and tell...
But word is, you kiss pretty well. Kissing Purity Test
You Are 70% Weird
You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right?
But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks! How Weird Are You?
Your Inner Child Is Surprised
You see many things through the eyes of a child.
Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded.
You cherish all of the details in life.
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Would you survive a zombie attack?

You Did perfect!
You made every move correctly.

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You Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes! How Scary Are You?
What Your Sleeping Position Says
You have a passion for everything - including sleeping.
Outgoing and brash, you tend to still shock those who know you well.
You tend to be selfish. You are the most likely type to hog the covers.
You gravitate toward comfort and don't like extreme situations.
What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test
You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence
You are best known for: your power
Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?
You Have a Melancholic Temperament
Introspective and reflective, you think about everything and anything.
You are a soft-hearted daydreamer. You long for your ideal life.
You love silence and solitude. Everyday life is usually too chaotic for you.
Given enough time alone, it's easy for you to find inner peace.
You tend to be spiritual, having found your own meaning of life.
Wise and patient, you can help people through difficult times.
At your worst, you brood and sulk. Your negative thoughts can trap you.
You are reserved and withdrawn. This makes it hard to connect to others.
You tend to over think small things, making decisions difficult. What Temperment Are You?
You Are a Prophet Soul
You are a gentle soul, with good intentions toward everyone.
Selfless and kind, you have great faith in people.
Sometimes this faith can lead to disappoinment in the long run.
No matter what, you deal with everything in a calm and balanced way.
You are a good interpreter, very sensitive, intuitive, caring, and gentle.
Concerned about the world, you are good at predicting people's feelings.
A seeker of wisdom, you are a life long learner looking for purpose and meaning.
You are a great thinker and communicator, but not necessarily a doer.
Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?Take the quiz:
What dragon species are you? (Stunning pics)

Fire Dragon
Rage, passion, you burn with the essence of a powerful flame. You are powerful and majestic and dont let anyone stand in your way without a fight.
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What is your inner Demon?

Shadow of Hell
ever get the feeling you're being watched? the hairs prickling on the back of your neck? well this is the reason. the shadow of hell makes a person feel dire uncomfort, unseen and extremely sneaky. you need more friends if you got this result...
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Which Magical Dark Creature Are You?

WereLeopard
You are a wereleopard. Very sensual and intense - dramatic even. You're fast, agile, graceful, strong, and you have kickass eyes. Very touch oriented - you need constant contact with other warm cozy people to be at peace. Playfull and furry no one will complain when you want a cuddle - or a little more. Okay or maybe even a lot more... Purrr for me baby.
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You are Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 70% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 70% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 70% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 60% River (Stowaway) 55% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 55% Inara Serra (Companion) 45% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 30% Alliance 30% Wash (Ship Pilot) 20% A Reaver (Cannibal) 5% Honest and a defender of the innocent.
You sometimes make mistakes in judgment
but you are generally good and
would protect your crew from harm.
Click here to take the Serenity Firefly Personality Test
Captain Jack Sparrow is hiring pirates in Tortuga. Will he hire you? (pics)
Jack: "Ah, my love. You thought you had me fooled! To come aboard my ship, you must either wear a dress or nothing at all. And since I have no dress aboard..." Jack gives a suggestive smile. "But welcome back, Elizabeth. You should feel at home among pirates."

With that, Captain Jack promptly turns around to a pirate behind him and says, "Hide the rum." The man scurries off.

Well, Jack welcomed you along, but he discovered that you were actually beautiful Elizabeth, in disguise. And judging by his smirk, he's deciding on some duties you can do for him... Will Turner gives Captain Jack a dirty glare, puts his hand behind your back, and escorts you onto the Black Pearl. He whispers to you, "Stay close, love, and we'll have the best of him yet."

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You scored as Romantic Goth, You are a romantic goth, better known as a traditional goth. You are probably quickly identified as a goth by outsiders. Black lace, bats, and moonlit cemetaries are just a few of your favorite things. Click on my name to take my other tests if you liked this one.

Romantic Goth


83%

Anything-Goes Goth


75%

Ethereal Goth


71%

Old-school Goth


71%

Perky Goff


63%

Death Rocker


54%

Understanding Outsider


50%

Fantasy Goth


42%

Industrial/Rivet-Head


38%

Cyber-goth


17%

Confused Outsider


0%
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My Blog

So I Met This Guy

Yeah, I know......GRAB the religious symbol of your choice and rub it like mad! It's GOT to be a harbinger of a new and ominous Time of Darkness! Joy-Lyn is in love with a guy. Yeah....the lights just...
Posted by Joy-Lyn on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 11:35:00 PST

Okay Okay! I'm Alive!

Yeah I know....really dropped off the blogging map for a while. Been travelling again. Visiting family and whatnot. Also started a new decade (yipee!). So it's been busy. Can't complain about life too...
Posted by Joy-Lyn on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 11:02:00 PST

Well Whooptie Doo

Ugh. So I haven't blogged for a while. My workplace changed the parameters for websites that are blocked by firewall...and Myspace falls under the catagory "Online dating" so I can't get on here when ...
Posted by Joy-Lyn on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 10:54:00 PST

Moto-Mishap

Well, I didn't finish the BasicRider Motorcycle Class.   I met asphalt instead.   The first day of class went okay. Not great mind you, but okay. I'm not going to waste time talking about c...
Posted by Joy-Lyn on Tue, 30 May 2006 12:47:00 PST

Life Update

Sorry I haven't kept up with the blog. Been tied up. Not literally (wouldn't that make for an interesting story). Lemmesee.   Great Aunt died (out of state), so I had the pleasure of watching th...
Posted by Joy-Lyn on Tue, 23 May 2006 09:33:00 PST

Bad Kitties = No Sleep

You knowI love my cats. Really. But every now and then I have to wonder why. Im exhausted writing this..too sleepy to concentrate on work, and too tired to care. Why am I ready to just drop and take a...
Posted by Joy-Lyn on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 04:57:00 PST

Doctors and Managers

*sigh*   Needing to go to the doctor is bad enough. To spare my male readers, let me just say my doc needs bigger samples of me from a body area I can't see.   Okay. Needs to be done. Unplea...
Posted by Joy-Lyn on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 12:30:00 PST

Poem (work is boring)

Damn you Zach!!! This is your fault!! I never inflict poetry on live subjects! If any croak.....I'm going to blame you!   Into the Never-were. Glare of sun Blaze of light Cruel reflections Can't ...
Posted by Joy-Lyn on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 05:28:00 PST

Harlequin Berries

Every now and then&..it is GOOD to work for a shipping company! One of our customers, gave us strawberries as a business appreciation gift&..and these strawberries!!   OOOHH!!!   Obviously t...
Posted by Joy-Lyn on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 02:11:00 PST

This&..Is Conversation?

I know someone who has the most inane conversation imaginable. Every time I think this person couldn't possibly say something more pointless&&whee ha! I walked into the bathroom today, and this person...
Posted by Joy-Lyn on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 04:01:00 PST