Brown Recluse on the Loose. |
Okay y'all. Time to start a few things straight. First off, that is not my foot. It is a picture of what the Brown Recluse spider's venom can do to you. Granted, many cases are not this severe, bu...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 18:34:00 GMT |
Brown Recluse on the Loose. |
Okay y'all. Time to set a few things straight. First off, that is not my foot. It is a picture of what the Brown Recluse spider's venom can do to you. Granted, many cases are not this severe, but ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 18:34:00 GMT |
Dirty Dancing is one of the all time great movies. |
Dirty Dancing was not only a box office mega-hit, but is one of the all time great movies. Every small detail, every scene and every line has an often hidden meaning. Every word is important.For examp...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 17:59:00 GMT |
Dust. |
In a dream I had a quiver and each arrow was a person, and there were a lot of arrows.33 kids from Virginia Tech, to start. They went quickly.Whoever invented YouTube.Whoever has moved far away from ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 15:35:00 GMT |
Geto Boys. |
"Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to take the chance; they chose the music so they had to dance."--Geto BoysThe truth is I don't believe in heaven, but I'm always trying to get there.L...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 00:57:00 GMT |
Fill thy crack with whiteness. |
Today, I was fired from Burger King.They said I was too white. (Whatever that means! OMG! LOL!)This bodes poorly for Forest Whitaker's chances for an Oscar, and for Colin Powell. Oh wait . . .Next ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 17:54:00 GMT |
Ruck in tha house! |
Recently, as you can see, I have become an African American. (If Forest Whitaker can wear blackface, so can I.) Also, I have riden the marginal popularity of my band's second album, Fairweather John...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 17:06:00 GMT |
The Ghostie Boats. |
To all you Ghost-misers, you Ghost-gobblers, you.Trim the wicks. The return of the Ghostie Boats is nigh. With him he brings the Happy Cat.
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:17:00 GMT |
The city midnight. |
Offer the leaf you see a hand. Where it falls will not be your hand and where your hand will be is not the same as the ground, although the hand stiffens with the wind on your bike grips. Can it be ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:51:00 GMT |
Hot Dog says . . . |
. . . hot dogs are made of dolphin butt. John Muther thinks that's funny in the background.
Posted by on Fri, 26 May 2006 16:46:00 GMT |
